DaHolmes's definitions

"How is school going, Jimmy?"
"Pretty good. I'm majoring in Simpology, so I spend a lot of time reading Instagram profiles for data".

Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

Look at the camel lips on that bitch's fuckbucket!

Screw PC, the magazine that caters to antisocial media types.

She's not bad looking, but she's a baby mill. She has six kids by eight different fathers.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.