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The other night I was yearning for some pizza, but didn't have any mozzarella cheese so I just brushed some of my smegma on it instead. Voila, SMEGZA!
by Dongo January 21, 2006
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Get the complete mug.The Gay Train. 333 is like 69 in that the numbers represent human figures performing sexual actions. In this case, each 3 represents a male (with a rectum and a penis).
1: I'd hate to be the man in front in a 333 gay train, no pleasure at all.
2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.
2: Actually, that could be the most pleasurable depending on your orientation.
by Dongo April 24, 2006
Get the 333 mug.For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
by Dongo December 3, 2005
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I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.
by Dongo April 10, 2006
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Get the Ghetto Jesus mug.To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.
by Dongo July 18, 2017
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