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1) I was tonguing this chicks butthole and all of a sudden I crunch down on a dingleberry and I start blowin chunks. Wow, it was disgusting.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
by Ezeerider August 24, 2006
Get the blowin chunks mug.An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
by Ezeerider September 22, 2006
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1) Got DAT moe fugga!
2) I smacked that moe fugga upside his nappy head.
3) Gonna thow that moe fugga allupinzoid.
2) I smacked that moe fugga upside his nappy head.
3) Gonna thow that moe fugga allupinzoid.
by Ezeerider August 31, 2005
Get the moe fugga mug.A bonghole is that stinky place between your ass cheeks where you make poo. Also known as sphincter, crinkled star, chocolate starfish, pootyhole, asshole, butthole, hershey highway, poop chute, cornhole, browneye, arsehole, back door, balloon knot, culo, pooper, shithole, stinkstar, turd cutter, hiney hole, bumhole, etc..
1) Beavis said "I need TP for my bonghole"
2) She was beggin for it, I had to thow it allupinzoid the bonghole.
3) ...so she asked me, "what do you mean by tung-da-bung?" I mean for you to tongue my bonghole, baby.
2) She was beggin for it, I had to thow it allupinzoid the bonghole.
3) ...so she asked me, "what do you mean by tung-da-bung?" I mean for you to tongue my bonghole, baby.
by Ezeerider May 26, 2005
Get the bonghole mug.A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.
1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.
2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.
3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.
3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
by Ezeerider May 26, 2005
Get the spooge-a-holic mug.Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
Get the poking cotton mug.Bustin slobs means kissing..... making out. Its that simple. The phrase has something to do with slobber, but how it started I don't know.
1) Last night met up with another internet slut, we busted slobs for a while but got no coochie.
2) We were in the back seat, bustin slobs, thowin stem, and a friggin pig came along and broke up the party.
2) We were in the back seat, bustin slobs, thowin stem, and a friggin pig came along and broke up the party.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
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