Gimaf's definitions

When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's

When one gets so turned on to someone that goes to there school, they jerk-off to a yearbook picture of that person.

When you jerk off and explode on your keyboard resulting in sticky fingers

Another term for a hand-job

When your driving in Manhatten and a New jersey driver is in front of you, driving like a women and you blow your horn at him

When you get home from the gym and your muscles are fully erected so you snap some quick pictures.

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.