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Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.
Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*
by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016
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Short-term memory loss

When you can't remember things for short periods of time. Also when you can't remember things for short periods of time.
I may have short-term memory loss, but at least I don't have short-term memory loss.
by Intelligence001 June 25, 2016
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Cake

by Intelligence001 June 26, 2016
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Westboro Baptist Church

An inbred idiot's convention of homophobic, racist, anti-American, and religious intolerant dipshits that give God a bad name. No, God does not hate gays, Jews, Muslims, or Americans. He loves all his children, even if we committed wrongdoing.
Westboro Baptist Church is an idiot convention.
by Intelligence001 July 1, 2016
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spider

The leading cause of house fires.
There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.
by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016
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Pomposity

Acting like you have moral superiority over people who are smarter than you.
Your pomposity outdoes your intelligence in that you have no intelligence.
by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016
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BT punch

Literally a flying fist punch to the face from a Boiler Technician. Used as a welcome-in joke used on n00b soldiers in the navy.
First day on the job, huh? Could you go get a BT punch from the engine room?
by Intelligence001 July 9, 2016
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