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Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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Dumbtit

A colloquial name for a baby pacifier.

"Hey honey. Can you grab the babies dumbtit?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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Grassin'

Making out with someone in a field or grassy slope.

"I went grassin' with Sally yesterday. Good times!"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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Thumb In

When a male masturbates with his thumb pointing in so it feels like someone else is doing it.

"Self love is better than no love. But point your thumb in, close your eyes and pretend someone else is doing it"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

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Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.

I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!

by JimmyRK November 17, 2018

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WTFUWT?

Denotes: What the fuck’s up with that? (Usually not spoken but used in text messages)

She makes me ‘feel’ things. WTFUWT?

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

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fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018

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