Kuehlstein's definitions

You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.

You 3 stroke into a girl and finish. She turns and says thanks for nothing.

You are in the military club with short hair and a bunch of obese women come in and pick the best looking military guy to dance with and he does.

Another nickname for obesity.

Another nickname for obesity.

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

Everyone has a hand signal like waving fingers with thumbs in ears or a shape of a "L" on your forhead. Everyone chants while pounding on the table. "What's the name of the game? "The Indian game." "How do you play the Indian game?" Then you flash your Indian sign then flash someone else Indian sign. Then the person who's sign was broadcasted has to right away flash his/hers sign and signal someone else at the table. If you mess up you are forced to chug a beer. Then restart.