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A man who drives a van around and makes people 'get in the van' and takes them to a random location and kicks them out.
"GET IN THE VAN"!!!
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
"Where are we going?"
"It doesn't matter"
"I hope he's a vannist or were screwed".
by TWC.TV July 25, 2015
Get the Vannist mug.Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.
If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.
Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'
An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'
An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.
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Get the Brick In The Wind mug."My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."
by TWC.TV March 5, 2016
Get the bullshitticus mug.Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
by TWC.TV March 5, 2016
Get the gorrest fump mug.Melvin - ‘I’m going to make one of them immigrant Croats at the local car wash clean my van’
Gerald - ‘Is your van really that dirty?’
Melvin - ‘Yes, after I ran over that family of Croats and raped the mother, it’s disgusting’
Gerald - ‘Is your van really that dirty?’
Melvin - ‘Yes, after I ran over that family of Croats and raped the mother, it’s disgusting’
by TWC.TV May 21, 2018
Get the Croat mug.A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.
The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
Get the Mortar Strike mug.A person that lives on a barge on a canal.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Like a land gypsy, water gypsies travel and live in a terrible habitat, smell horrible and is a valid form of insult.
Unlike land gypsies, water gypsies are unlikely to steal unless their way of life is threatened, have pet dogs or ‘dags’ Or ask for ‘any old iron’.
Steve: ‘Hey Doug! Do you want to go to the Dog and Duck later by the canal?’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
Doug:’No way, there’s way too many water gypsies floating around by around there!’
by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
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