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pizza back

It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.
Quick, turn away!!! Dave's coming and he's got a wicked case of pizza back!!!
by Telephony2 October 13, 2023
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loo ring

In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.
Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!
by Telephony2 October 14, 2023
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bogus peeon

A nicer way of calling somebody a bogus pisson.
Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?

Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.
by Telephony2 December 9, 2023
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perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.
Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.
by Telephony2 December 12, 2023
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sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.
Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!
by Telephony2 April 20, 2023
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queer

(v.) To spoil or ruin
As of the morning of 06-20-04, I started a battery discharge analysis of this flashlight. About 20 minutes in, I somehow managed to queer the test, so I installed another Energizer L91 lithium cell in the flashlight, and started another.
by Telephony2 May 9, 2023
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meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,
{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.
by Telephony2 January 9, 2023
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