Waldo's definitions

i makea a skeeta ona lindsey
B=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ( . )( . )

Bruh, they don't like and talk to me anymore, I've been madinaed

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

you are a jizz biscuit

I've got somthing you can eat, a cock muscle sandwich

that artus is truly hocakerrific.

(A normal conversation from me and my "azn cappers")

Them: aYe!
Me: Hi.
Them: h0w aRr y0oH dOin?
Me: I was better, but know I have to read your shitty ass typing
Them: aH hElL nAw yOoH dInT jUsT sAe dUt