jukaswo's definitions

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

When you're speeding and someone stays behind you at the same pace, in the hopes that -- should a cop be nearby -- you'll get pulled over instead of them.

The string on a tampon.

The dried bit of mustard that squirts out of the bottle first. (See also: "lotion booger.")

A phrase you say to a person who is acting like a hoosier (the St. Louis kind, not the Indiana kind).

(n.) a twist on a regular spelling bee, where students try to stump teachers on current slang. (From the movie, "Chalk.")

A burdensome choice for a running mate who -- because of her divisiveness, whiny voice, and IQ of 60 -- becomes a huge obstacle to your being elected president