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madoff scheme

A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.
by kajoe June 29, 2009
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obama lock

when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock.
I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.
by kajoe September 16, 2009
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summer's eve

a gentler way to call someone a douche.
Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.
by kajoe September 15, 2009
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Wal*Marketing

1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.

2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.

3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.

2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.

3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
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johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.
Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
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ABY

Anyone But the Yankees.

THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?

Bob: ABY!

Two weeks later

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?

Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
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flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.
Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.
by kajoe December 11, 2009
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