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A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.
by kajoe June 29, 2009
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by kajoe September 16, 2009
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Get the summer's eve mug.1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.
2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.
3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.
3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.
2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.
3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.
3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
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by kajoe February 28, 2010
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Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
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