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"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
by newsvava April 27, 2009
Get the flying the Brazilian flag mug.Girl 1: So I hear you scared off George Clooney with your repeated text messages.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
Girl 2: Whatever!! I sent him like TWO texts. It was hells mells!
Girl 1: Whoa, you need to mellow out. You know George Clooney scares off easily.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox mug.Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the are you fistfucking me? mug.When a member of the opposite sex acts so casual around you, you become fixated on having sex with them.
Girl 1: Dude, I'm dying to sleep with my boss. He is being so sexy casual with me.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
Girl 2: Is he being sexy casual or does he just not care about you?
Girl 1: I can't tell. His sexy casual is masterful.
Girl 2: Ooh, good luck having sex with him.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
Girl 2: Dude, staple trader nugget.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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