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fudge packer

a gay ass man fucking a gay ass man in the ass

derived from the idea of calling the shit in an asshole "fudge" and the man fucking would be packing it in with his penis, thus "fudge packer"
-Those guys are homosexuals.
-You're right. They must be fudge packers too.
by nicole April 8, 2006
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Those We Don't Speak Of

n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>

*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)

*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney

*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up

*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice

*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim
"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"

"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."

"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"
by Nicole July 14, 2006
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biff

best friend, generally the ultimate best friend

derived from the word bffl
Elendea is my biff, we have known each other for 6 years.
by Nicole August 30, 2008
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shit-ass shit

-something disgusting, including a person, place, or subject
-referring to any thing
*after seeing puke on the floor*
What is this shit-ass shit?

That kid's a stupid shit-ass shit
by nicole October 4, 2005
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The Guy

a man that was always found sleeping on the couch of thurgood's apartment (movie Half-Baked). nobody knew who he was or where he came from or why he was always there
-Maybe.. The Guy did it. Hey, Guy. Guy! Did you kill my dog?
-*lifts head from dead sleep and waves his hand "no"*
-...I believe him, yo. I dont know why, but I do.
by nicole December 28, 2005
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Mattgasm

An experince one recieves when touching themselves at night and kills dinosaurs!! That being said it is like a whole new genre of Orgasm dedicated to Matty boo!!
NO, joke ladies I had the wetest Mattgasm.....Oh my G!!
by Nicole October 11, 2006
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doobie

a fat joint, sometimes the size of a blunt but rolled in the same papers used for a joint
I'm not gonna just give you a joint, I'll give you a fuckin doobie
by nicole April 11, 2005
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