the-moyni's definitions

The summer always brings out the best groups of mexies in the shortest skirts. Too bad they don't know how to swim, or we would see them in a a bikini.

Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.

Chris Moynihan also goes by The Moyni.

Sandra and Mayra are so mexy!

Look at that hobbit chick, her legs are so short. I wonder if she knows Gandalf?

Dude 1: Is that the purple teletubby?
Dude 2: No that's just a fat chick wearing purple.

That chick is like an El Camino. Fun to ride until your friends see you.