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hello ! welcome back!
here is the next chapter! hope you enjoy! tw:  deadnaming (unintentional), eating 



Ranboo was woken by his phone buzzing like crazy. He groaned and rolled over to see what was blowing up his phone. The bright light stung his eyes but he was eventually able to see over 20 notifications from discord. He sighed and opened them to see what was so important. All of the notifications were from a group DM with Wilbur, Tubbo, Tommy, Jack, Niki and Fundy. All of them were in a voice call. Oh shit. Ranboo had completely forgotten that he said he was going to do a Jackbox stream with them that day. His eyes flicked to the time and he saw it was 11:56. They said they would start streaming at 12pm PST. That meant he had four minutes to get up, eat breakfast and join the call. He jumped out of his warm cocoon of duvet and blankets and rushed downstairs to get some breakfast. He didn't have to get dressed because no one would see him anyway. As he burst into the kitchen he saw his sister sitting at the bench, scrolling through her phone. She looked up as he entered. 
"What's got you in such a rush?"
"Stream, three minutes, just woke up," he panted, grabbing an orange from the fruit bowl and beginning to cut it up as fast as he could. 
"Oh my god, Nessa. How do you manage to do this every time?" she laughed. Ranboo froze.
"What did you just call me?"
"Nessa? Your name? Jesus how much sleep did you get?" Ranboo sighed. 
"Right." He put his orange slices on a plate and ruffled her hair as he walked past before hurrying back to his room. He flung himself into his unicorn chair and turned on his PC, hurriedly opening discord and jamming his headphones over his head before joining the call. 
"Ranboo, hi!" Niki's sweet voice rang though his headphones. He smiled.
"Ranboo, Jesus christ, I was about to call you. Why are you so late?" Tubbo interrupted before he had the chance to reply. Ranboo yawned. 
"Well," his voice was raspy and deep, having only woken up a few minutes prior. "So basically, last night at around four, after having my bowl of cereal, it took me like an hour and a half to fall asleep. I sleep a lot and forgot to set an alarm. I only woke up because of your freaking pictures of Gogy in this dm." As he had been talking, Ranboo scrolled up the chat to see what the messages had been that had woken him up and was met with a stupid amount of pictures of George. "Also hi Niki."
"I'm- I'm not even gonna question it. I'm gonna go intro my stream, alright? I'll undeafen when it's ready." They all agreed and Tommy deafened himself in the call. This meant they could talk about whatever they wanted and Tommy's stream couldn't hear. Ranboo yawned again. He felt so exhausted. He had gotten 6 hours of sleep, and of course he was used to getting barely any sleep but he had been so deeply asleep, suddenly having to be awake and energetic, it exhausted him. He decided to begin to eat his first orange slice. It was nice and sour. Then he got a discord ping. He looked up and saw a DM from Tubbo. He wiped his hands on his sweatpants and clicked on the notification. 
Tubbo
did i keep you up last night???
sorry if I diddddd
i didn't mean toooooo
Ranboob
no you didn't
i couldn't sleep after i said goodnight to you
Tubbo
oh
ok
pog
Ranboob
why are you still messaging me were literally in a vc

Tubbo
i have something to tell u

Ranboob
oh?
Tubbo
i fucked ur mum <3
and had her babies 
"Tubbo! Shut up!" Tubbo snorted into his mic and everyone else in the call fell into a confused silence. "I don't even think that's biologically possible!"
"What?" Wilbur asked, sounding very confused. 
"How dare you doubt the blooming romance between your mother and I! Her and I had intercourse over call multiple times and she impregnated me with her babies! It's true! Just ask her!" The entire call burst out into laughter, including Tommy. 
"To-Tommy did your stream catch that?" Wilbur guffawed. 
"Yup! Any context?"
"You're as in the dark as we are, dude. Ranboo just yelled at Tubbo to shut up out of nowhere and then Tubbo said...that," Jack piped in. 
"Congratulations, Tubbo! When are the babies due?" Niki asked, giggling. 
"Well, it's been a rough second trimester but their due date is February 21th."
"Bee duo meet up date, perhaps?"
"You'll see, you'll see." Little did they know that it would only be a matter of days before the ever anticipated meet up. 
"Should we start the game after that thrilling start to the stream?" Tommy asked, still laughing. They all agreed and they began playing.

hi chat !!
you are incredible and deserve all the love in the world. take care of yourself! you deserve it! take a break, eat something (even if it's small), drink some water, take a shower and bind safely if you bind. it's ok if you spend all day in bed, just remember to take care of your beautiful/handsome/cool/swag/amazing/pog selves! i am so so so proud of you, you can do this. it may seem like you can't but you can, you always can. just try your best and that's all that's important. feel free to vent in the comments if you need, i'll be here to listen. i love you <3