my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
Anonymous asked:
I read a fic a while ago and I Cannot find it any more. I know you’re not a fanfic finding blog, so feel free to just delete this ask, but I just wanted to ask somewhere because it’s been bugging me. It was a drarry fic* where harry retired from being an auror because he’d been turned into a werewolf and the auror office just wanted to use him for publicity. He went to a tiny town in America, which just so happened to be where draco was living after he had been stripped of his magic, like many other children of ex-death eaters. It turned out that being stripped of your magic meant a whole host of genetic illnesses coming out, and they started a media campaign to give everyone back their magic, and in dracos case physical contact with harry kept the illnesses at bay because of draco’s distant veela ancestry and harry’s werewolfness. There was a whole bit with a pet snake being misconstrued as a courting gift, and visiting narcissa in france. If you or your followers do know what this is, or know a better blog to direct my query, i would be most grateful.
*yes i know, i hate jk rowling, but it was a good fic














