"Oh no I definitely want to support nonbinary people. Yeah, totally. But first you have to let me sort you into these two boxes. What? No no these boxes aren't just assigned sex at birth! It's totally different! Also I'm choosing which one of you goes in which box based on your asab. But it's totally not just asab again! You see, there's also arbitrary moral judgments! Totally different! Why aren't you getting in the box?"
"see no I get you're multigender or whatever, but please tell me your assigned sex at birth so I can figure out if you're trans enough or not. What? No no trust me, it's to keep the fake trans people out. See if you're trans there is one box you can fit in, it's the one opposite to your asab. You can be trans!! See Im not reducing you to just a cis person! But. I need to see what box you belong to. So I can make sure you dont overstep in conversations of trans people of the other box. No you see the box determines all the experiences you can, have had and will ever have so it's important. Please collaborate, what is your asab so I can decide whether you're trans or a trans trender"
I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes
take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god
badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird
every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle
Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence
curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees
relay racing is "here, you take this leek"
finally eating after 24 hrs of not eating oh yeah
i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information
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