hungwy:

(Goes outside) oh God. It’s just like trees.com and bugs.com

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ovur:

You have to use your phone when you have a really bad headache

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txttletale:

wizard who’s too lazy to name things properly and so can’t ever find the incantation she’s looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like ‘aaaa1’ and 'asdfghjk’

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freakoutgirl:

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it’s something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

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amnesiaguy:

amnesiaguy:

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

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trucyisright:

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

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