life (my cat) always finds a way (to sleep on my clearly-not-comfortable legs)

Lolita fashion is wild to me because it seems like no one just Gets Into Lolita. they have to go on long arduous quests to acquire each piece like they’re assembling a magical artifact scattered across the corners of the earth.

I think I’d look pretty cute in understated ouji but I don’t have the time to battle all thirteen of the dreaded Waistcoat Witches in their invisible temples just to try it out you know?

I expect this light novel on my desk by Monday.

companions

I love how immediately Gaoshun has to tell Maomao to stop treating Jinshi like a bug because he's being an absolute freak about it. He's like hey, I know we only met a week ago, but you've already given my insane boss a sexual complex and for all of our sakes you should probably try to avoid activating it

It wimdy

Road PSA

No books were harmed in the production of this video.

One ear might have been. But I’m not using those anyway.

I don’t know I’m pretty enough to be in Bridgerton but I definitely think I’m funny enough.

Sci-fi: Credits?

Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?

Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?

Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?

Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.

Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?

Fantasy: Crystals!

Sci-fi: Crystals!

Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫

Fantasy: Princesses?

Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?

Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?

Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?

Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?

Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

How many people have you lived with in your life (meaning, sharing place of residence, especially cooking areas, living areas, and/or bathrooms).

Group homes count, family counts, everyone in an apartment counts, not everyone in the entire apartment building counts.

Orv is hilarious actually

You see those insanely gay quotes, and think 'damn thats gay out of context'

And then you read orv

And see the context

And it gets gayer

I'm thinking miku miku 🎵

I fell in love too easily