bugwars:

I would have dinner with strong as fuck ice mummy just to show that I am not as quick to judge as all of you

giucomix:

Gf: I’m breaking up with you

Me: Motive’s Misunderstanding ～ Confused Boy’s Inquiry?!

Gf: It’s the whole ‘structuring every sentence like a touhou title’ thing

Me: 東方零巫女 ～ Abandonment of All Lovers 😔

cottoncandylesbo:

agent 47. your target is little timmy bippins. he is five years old. he kicked over my awesome sand castle at the beach last week. bean his dumb apple sauce skull with your dual pistols 47. mush him

47, extremely serious: Okey.

seymourworld:

(flirtatiously) so are your mandibles more for crushing or slicing

catgirl-kaiju:

catgirl-kaiju:

catgirl-kaiju:

lickstip

💄

:)

crazysodomite:

Are you a girl or a thing or a greature

thefleetingflashofa-sword623:

If i saw an enemy I’d fucking- I’d fucking- Ugh! I don’t even know what id do!!!

mimiyanna:

*Touches you with my posting tendril*

djbodyhorror:

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it’s triangle

moldavite:

it really is all in the wrist… writing. drawing. guitar. masturbating. et cetera…

scribblewise:

Lying in bed with my two-handed greatwife.

innerchildabortionclinic:

takes you to planet suckulon 5

bippus:

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

contemptible-scoundrel:

enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

swordmaid:

never make ocs or else u will spend ur afternoon going crazy abt a woman who is not Real