meltknuckles:

ALT

something something smoked trout

cannabutch:

cunty roads. take me home. to a place.i belong.

wet vagina

starless-planet:

“Now, bear in mind,” *I pause, allowing time for you to visualize the bear*

lichcoil:

deposits a strawberry into your mind

395nm:

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!

innerchildabortionclinic:

takes you to planet suckulon 5

wizardpostsdotorg:

*dying while our boobies are touching* ashes to ashes… bust to bust…..

lawoftheclaw:

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

c3rvida3:

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

dragongirlbunny:

*on the brink of vomiting due to anxiety* wjat if… our ocs… were…. friemds………

footlongdingledong:

what if we kissed in %AppData%

some-pers0n:

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

kristina100000:

can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday

ittybittybumblebee:

ittybittybumblebee:

ittybittybumblebee:

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

logarto:

damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all