playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
my grandma was killed by fast ball
The spellblade, a man who clawed his way free from the barbed grasp of Death. Alas, he now is faced with a new burden: Roundtable Hold’s overabundance of stairs and tall bookshelves.
(hat version below and a few tidbits of info!)
[id: a digital illustration of the sorcerer rogier. he wears a green mantled cape, puffy sleeves, and green gems adorning his clothes. he has tan pants with repaired tears, and knee-high boots with a pointed toe. he sits in an active rigid wheelchair with a cushy green back and seat, armrests, and wheels with a deep grey spoke cover. there is a book in his lap. he has brown hair and green eyes. the background features a circle of thorns. in the second image, he wears a large brown witch hat that obscures his eyes. end id]
(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world
(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world
(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.
Shabriri’s Chill: Constantly attracts enemies’ camaraderie and respect