anodymalion:

The Summer Hikaru Died is like. what if you believed you were a disgusting monster for being gay. but then you meet a real monster, and over time you start to believe that even this monster deserves to be safe and happy, and it’s the first time you start allowing yourself to believe that maybe you do too. what if I cried one million tears forever

ladytengen:

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

yellow-cat:

werewolf-girlfriend:

yellow-cat:

do you think a cornered mouse would dream of cheese

come on man

ryebreadgf:

sketiana:

the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

dykekingofhell:

yellowjackets should have been a riverdale subplot

inwardhardar:

sheepiebeepie:

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

spiribia:

cats can open their mouth and deliver a ‘fish blast.’ this supremely lowers the morale of everyone in the radius

luce-er:

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

hentaiviewer666:

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

ploymus:

i would have been mutuals with him

medievaljournalist:

theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing