"I can't lose you again" is the trope of all time perhaps

bensons constant touching of randy is so funny bc he’s like… yes i will get as close to your face as possible with my face. yes i will stare at your lips as i tell you i’ve been watching you. yes i will put my arm around you and call you a good boy. HOWEVER this is all simply in service of fixing you psychologically. it has not occurred to me that my handling of you has anything to do with my own desires. and if anyone points out that my physical domination of you might have a sexual element i will probably shoot myself. you should stay a virgin btw

Idaoki's date is the purest thing ever

+ don't mind me will think about this for the next 2084747930349 days

he’s so stupid I love him

Kyle via his IG for the 10th anniversary of Band of Robbers!

with the success of heated rivalry and mainstream emergence of fujos can we get pete and patrick to kiss for attention and to sell albums. do something a little weirder than what they have been doing at least. idgaf if it doesn't actually come from the heart i just want video footage

hmmm how about the idea of randy wanting to save benson and is willing to do whatever it takes but the catch is that in order to fully bring bensons soul back he has to go all the way back through every iteration of his existence (i.e every or which ever you want roles kyle dies in) and save him there basically changing the man’s who entire role has always been to die to finally get his happy ending

now see habit should have kept body parts of evans friends and loved ones to leave as little gifts for him <3

Feeling an incredibly weird specific nostalgia but what piece of media defined 2020 for you (as in you spent that year with it) mine is mtv's catfish

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy

and its sequel: codependent people-pleasing freak gets off on the idea of having someone else completely under their control

idk how to articulate it exactly but randy being the lamb sent to the slaughter but instead of the executioner benson killing him he instead drags randy back to the people who sent him in the first place and kills them instead