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Anonymous:

Twitter is arguing and comparing over how many instagram followers Hudcon has while also arguing who is hotter . When in reality Connor and Hudson are giggling on the phone about this like girls on a sleepover

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ticklefighthockey:

imagine caring about Instagram follower counts for celebrities you don’t know when you could be imagining shane hollander trying to figure out how to obtain a pregnancy test without the entire nation of canada finding out and going ?????????

ticklefighthockey:

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@jupiter-balls ohhh such a good idea except then hayden knows shane’s sleeping with a guy!!! which I could be down for hmm. also consider this: what if hayden (or jackie??) catches him going through the pikes’ bathroom cabinets looking for a pregnancy test (they gotta have one surely lol) and shane’s like oh this isn’t what it looks like. actually it’s worse :(

hilarioushilarity:

How To See If Your Ex-Lover-Friends-Rivals With Benefits Is Now Single: A Foolproof Guide by Ilya Rozanov

Attempt #1

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Attempt #2

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Attempt #3

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Attempt #4

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SUCCESS! Navigated that like a champ. Ilya Rozanov, certified Smooth Operator, folks.

The bar scene from the 2017 All-Stars Game in Tampa is truly one of the funniest moments in the entire show for me (which is saying something). Ilya trying FOUR different ways of asking Shane if he’s still single and being so obvious about it that even Shane Hollander picks up on the cues that Ilya’s dropping (or flinging at him), to the point that when Ilya (“I don’t like you as a person”) Rozanov tries this:

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Shane feels 10000% confident enough to call him out.

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academicblorbo:

Ilya meeting Shane’s parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya “The Terminator” Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word “lovers” and Russia’s Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them “boyfriends” and it’s your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT

kevin-the-bruyne:

kevin-the-bruyne:

running into a public train in Japan in a fit of passion, grabbing a man by his neck and saying ‘iya nara yametemo’

when machida keita came out to kiss a man he came with his whole pussy OUT

poëtic cinemaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And then after kissing him raw (in a public train!!!) he looks at him with heart breaking sincerity and says ‘yappari, anata boku ga akogareta’

Which is translated to ‘You’ve always been my inspiration’ which is correct it’s correct

But gosh what he means from the way he says yappari is ‘After all, you are the person I look up to’

For one hour of this movie you watch Sugiki Sensei be rude, be frustrated, be incredibly exacting to the man he just kissed, and oh to reveal that he did all of that because he admires him.

The sorrow of how his dance partner Yagami Fusako cannot feel his devotion - his way of showing love - never understanding the love that he feels for her. Because he can’t love her in the way people expect, in the way that Fusako expects. And nothing he’s ever done for her - which is so goddamn much that she herself acknowledges - has ever translated as love, as gentleness, as kindness even though he was.

He’s boxed within the definition of a perfect gentleman, clinical sweet behaves exactly as expected. In his arms a woman can only feel cherished but not loved. And perhaps for him, the perfect gentleman who is also gay, this is the social trap that he’s set foot in - for the sole purpose of his success in the dancing world. The Asian Representative, the genius Asian protege. And perhaps he learnt to do that so well that he’s crushed his own ability to truly love.

The sorrow of putting Suzuki Shinya - in the same position as Yagami Fusako and having him resent him in the very same way. The fear of it was eating away at him - but he’s a genius and he must do what is expected of him.

And in this one moment of yappari all of it comes right out on his face (Machida Keitaaaaaaa gtfo you are going to ruin my LIFE)

Sugiki Sensei im begging to give me just a little more time to understand the depth of your repression. And I think Suzuki Shinya has exactly this approach to him.

Suzuki Shinya makes one move, takes a singular risk - which is to tell the most perfect man in the dance world that he’s boring and that unraveled Sugiki Sensei whole.

And so yes after all, Sugiki Sensei was exactly right about Suzuki Shinya - that he has the kind of explosive passion that could recognize the dying embers of Sugiki’s own and set it ablaze.

Therefore, the singular person in this world- regardless of gender - worth his admiration.

This movie was made to rewire my whole brain and I am so here for it

ericvilas:

ericvilas:

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is “what the fuck is 6 7”

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

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Truly the best possible outcome this post could’ve had

shoujo-wizard:

lesbiankiliel:

echey:

a-book-of-creatures:

shieldfoss:

dent-de-l1on:

fried-berries:

romcommunist:

the name “theresa” is so funny like. theres a what

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de naam ‘eris’ is zo grappig. er is wat?

Navnet “erik” er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

I love thinking I’m a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn’t name five hater bands.

lordoftablecloths:

bewbin:

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

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im sorry i couldnt just let these slide