yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me
really need to look further into the epigraphic parallels between the husband-wife relationship and the patron-freedman relationship cause every once in a while i see an inscription that really drives home the fact that to have a husband in ancient rome was tantamount to having an owner. the most incisive example is probably CIL, VI 37408 where a man and his freedwoman are buried together next to a man and his wife who are also buried together. genuinely haven’t been able to stop thinking about this inscription since i first saw it
nobody asked but its very funny that this is the top post of all time in the adhd women subreddit
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does CVS understand that if I’m stopping there for laundry detergent it’s because they are More Convenient but locking up said laundry detergent and requiring me to disturb the one (1) person working when there are a million people in line Removes that Convenience Factor and I am also petty enough to just get in my car and drive an extra ten minutes away to get that laundry detergent at Publix instead. AND get a tiramisu for my troubles. Does the CEO of CVS know this. Do they understand this. Can they hear me through my mouthful of tiramisu.
I will never be accepted into the greater artist community until I learn to love the acrylic charm. Yes master the American social media artist selling mass produced acrylic charms with their own digital design printed upon it is the most exploited proletariat in the world. No master I will never ever learn about the exploitation of global south workers. Yes master the acrylic charm was spontaneously generated as soon as the Artist paid a completely arbitrary fee. No master the Artist is the only person who matters
A mid-sized western art youtuber can hire a team to design a plushie, have that plushie manufactured in a South Asian country, get it shipped to America, and sell it for 30 dollars. And this is just some arbitrary number with no geopolitical context and if you, the Consumer, think it’s too expensive. Then you are Starving The Artist, the poor poor prole who can’t afford to eat but can, somehow, afford to use the labor of 400 Bengali women to make a plushie of a frog wearing stockings.
People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I’m the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.
david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.
ALT