Some of my favorite things and questions about this
-the context at the start about being trapped in this alternative universe. Like how did you get trapped?!! Like did somebody trap you or was it an accident?! If somebody trapped you on purpose that leads to more questions cause like sure it’s preferably to be in the one sink dimension but like. It’s not like it’s a horrible reality.
Like if you angered someone with the power to send you go an alternate world and this is the one they send you to you kinda got lucky. Maybe you just mildly inconvenienced them and they were having a bad day so they sent you to the two sink dimension cause they wanted revenge but acknowledged it was more of a them problem than a you problem. Or maybe they just really like salads so to them being perantly inconvenienced to eat them out of sinks sounds like a really scary thing.
-smth about the parenthesis normal sink just tickles me. In case you didnt know this one is the normal sink #mynormalsink
-I have so many questions about how one eats salad out of a sink. Is it like you set you your salad for one person or is it like a communal salad? Do you still eat with a fork. What point does the faucet serve??? Why would people go through the effort of setting up the plumbing for a faucet that won’t be used. I guess you’d use it when cleaning the salad remains. What if it dispensed dressing that’d be cool
-the use of the word arrested implies it is like, the law. In which case if this dream takes place in the us I want to know if its a federal law. Is it a fucking federal crime to eat salad from a plant. Also is it illegal to like wash your hands in the salad sink? Is it illegal to eat salad out of the normal sink. What if you eat something else out of the salad sink than what
-are the rocking hills naturally accuring or man made? Is this form of arresting used for other crimes or just salad? Are you alone on the hill? Do you have shelter on the hill or like are you just left to the mercy of the elements? Do you ever get to leave the hill? Like is it a banished to the hill for life scenario or is it just like a week long timeout to learn your lesson?
-It being specified you’d get thrown onto a road implying that either the hills are always placed close enough to a road. Imagine driving by the hill that people that eat salad off of plants are banished to and you see the guys up there and you wave and then go to buy groceries or some shit like that didn’t even happen. Maybe you buy groceries for salad. You say “man this is a great salad I love my sink what was that guy on the hills problem? This shit is great!”
Alternatively this implies that the hill flings you so hard that you’ll likely end up on a road even if the hill is a good distance away. If course the hills and/or roads still have to be strategically placed. You know escape from the hill probably isn’t impossible in this case. I mean highly unlikely sense you’d get flung and then maybe hit by car but like who knows. Do you think they’d put you back up there or at that point are they like “damn your alive” and just let you go
