beardedmrbean:

glyphsmash:

got kicked off the range for trying to rate the different guns by mouth feel

fursonas:

“sorry for party rocking” I don’t think you are. I think you’re sorry you got caught

oldbutchdanielcraig:

threedollarsdotcom:

ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities

cheddar-baby:

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

gunsandfireandshit:

tomhoppusdelonge:

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

allshookdown:

When people get upset at musicians for doing coke like that isn’t literally what they’re supposed to be doing

thotboyfriend:

xzazupsilon:

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah