i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.
The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you’ve made it in the form of “wow, I haven’t felt this bad in a fucking while”
sometimes i get home from an event with my family and i just have to sit in my car for a second & read that one sarah schulman quote on familial homophobia
playing MTG with people who have been in the game for like 20 years is so insufferable sometimes
every turn they’re like “I play Cock Goblin of Guzzleberg” and everyone else at the table nods and goes “ah yes of course, the Cock Goblin, classic” and doesn’t explain.
so I’m like okay. what does that do. and they go “well it has a Guzzler effect” and I’m like okay great what the FUCK is a Guzzler Effect™
and then after like 10 minutes of trying to get them to explain, eventually I figure out that there was a card called Guzzler Greebling that was only printed ONCE in 1998, and its text was “when this creature ETBs, everyone at the table has to suck your dick” and this card got so popular in Standard at the time that now all effects that involve dick-sucking are called “Guzzlers” by the players
finally getting into crit role with campaign 4 and i gotta say i love the vibe
everyone is so sad and everything is so serious its like i love the opening shot cutting to liam alone at the table looking like a sad dog at his brothers execution
