


I love TES vampires. some of them breathe and have heartbeats, some don’t. when vampires are hungry they either get really weak or really strong. vampires are weak to sunlight, except some aren’t. some look all dead and nasty, some look regular. the only unilateral statements about elder scrolls vampires are as follows:
- they suck blood
- they are NOT weakened by garlic, except for that one guy
it’s so noncommittal I love it. i’m not complaining, i say this without a trace of sarcasm. it’s great that the lore says: “can confirm there’s vampires. beyond that, you’re on your own. any kind of freaky-ass vampire you can think up probably exists, so, please, just… go nuts.” well twist my arm


It’s wild to me how much furry art I was marinated in as a child and yet I am still not a furry. “You can be!” No, I can’t. I’ve tried so many times. It’s never taken. I’m like those cis+ people but for furries.


bloodborne girlhood spectrum


80s Aerobics video to the tune of Rob Zombie’s Dragula.
🔊 < sound on >


holding on for dear fuckin life at this point


Hi, I have a problem. Please help me.


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listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny


/wizard


