sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.

maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp

you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help

last time i listen to you

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

i wish i could picture higher-dimensional spaces so bad. for the pure math alone sure but also because so many things should be modeled in more than 3 dimensions and i really want to see. imagine being able to actually picture how a statistical model with 20 dimensions is clustering data. i yearn for it

ironic genie curse where this gives you almost no practical reasoning abilities but constantly trips you up when talking to other people because you keep wanting to explain complex ideas by analogy with fourteen-dimensional objects

the greedy friendpig: hey can we hang out today

standing in my room like a lost sim

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

He looks like he’s ducking down to slurp up those mini-kermits like some kinda anteater.

When you lay too many eggs and realize your young won't survive with that much competition