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Ok, so I had an idea for a teen wolf fic I have neither the talent nor the time to write - so I’m putting it out into the world for those much more talented and motivated then me.
It’s kinda a 5+1 sounding idea about the fact that the wolves think stiles is weaker then he is. Not in a bad way, but in the way where they no longer know how to gage human strength and even though stiles looks like this
They forget that he is probably in better shape then almost any human around (not to mention in an fbi training programming).
So the basic idea is either stiles will be doing something that requires strength- like lifting bags of cement or fertilizer- moving/opening something- etc and a pack member will either come in and “help” him by assuming he was struggling. Or stiles pretends to struggle and then a pack member helps them only for when they leave for him to just effortlessly handle the rest.
I picture it either ending with stiles having to do something when the wolves are incapacitated- either funny like they lost their powers and stiles has to do a bunch of stuff they used to. Or serious like they are all in danger and stiles moves a thing previously thought to be too much for him.
Mostly I have this scene in my head of stiles moving into a new apt or something with someone from quantico and Derek or Scott won’t let him lift anything heavy . And while there doing that the other person who is human and knows stiles is strong just goes “ they do know you can bench press my body weight right” and stiles just grins.
Anyway, someone can do whatever with this. It can be any time line with any pack members, ships or no ships. Let it infect your brain like it has mine.
My only ask, is if this does inspire you to write something please tag me.
Have a great day
That's an IDEA
This?
This is who Stiles really is.
Not the snarking, not the spazzing, not the flailing.
Well, not just that.
What he really is… is this incredible thinker, this incredible planner, a tactician that you goddamn well need on your pack team if you have any intention of winning.
He’s perceptive in the extreme, canny as a canny thing, and arguably more intelligent, in real-world situations, than Lydia the genius is. Lydia couldn’t figure out what supernatural hell was breaking loose all around (and within) her, despite being given all the clues - but Stiles? Not only worked out what was up with Scott almost instantaneously, but also figured out what to do about it. Again, almost instantaneously.
And it’s not just because Scott’s his best friend. Jackson is Danny’s best friend, but Danny has thus far managed to stay willfully ignorant of the weird shit going down in Jackson’s life and in the entire town. I mean, I love Danny, but seriously, dude? The guy you grow up with is turning into a GIANT MUTANT LIZARD. That kills people. And you haven’t noticed anything? And Lydia, sweetheart, the guy you’ve been in love with and that you’ve dated is turning into a giant lizard, and you haven’t noticed anything?
Stiles isn’t oblivious. About anything.
He keeps his eyes open. More importantly, he keeps his mind open.
He does his research. He covers his bases. He thinks.
He figures it all out.
He has the deepest focus and strongest will of anyone on the show.
That’s why Deaton gives him that job, the job of willing the dust to work.
Stiles is the only one with that insurmountable will.
And that will is what we see, in this picture, coupled with his intelligence.
That’s who he is.
That’s why Peter wanted him so desperately.
That’s why Peter respected him enough to offer the bite.
And when a guy like Peter respects someone? You’d better believe there’s something worth respecting.
I’m just waiting for everyone else to clue in and realize what an asset Stiles is - especially Derek - but one of the things that makes Stiles so effective, as a tactical wildcard, is the fact that so few people know how important he is.
Sometimes, I even find myself thinking that he’s planned it that way.
When an opposing pack (or a hunter) targets Derek and Scott, they’ll take out those people that they see as posing the greatest threat. Stiles is the sort of person most of them would ignore - this dorky little kid in a plaid shirt, uncoordinated and awkward, overly fond of junk food and unattainable girls. Just your average Joe, right?
Wrong.
Stiles keeps the people he loves safe, in part by appearing to be innocuous. He’s the stealth security system. The hidden booby-trap. The silent tripwire. The quiet landmine. (I’m running out of metaphors, here.)
He’s the threat you don’t take into account, when you go after Derek’s pack.
You can plan for Scott, for Boyd and Isaac and Erica. You can even fight them, in the sort of conventional warfare that they’re capable of. (And that’s all they’re capable of. Being conventional.)
Stiles, though? Is anything but conventional.
He’ll make fucking Molotovs in a school lab. He’ll bribe a hacker with the shirtlessness of a hot cousin. He’ll find out how to categorize you and how to take you down. He’ll research the hell out of you. He’ll have contingency plans. He’ll sneak into police stations. He’ll collude with ex-cons. He’ll make sure that people are where they need to be.
And all the while, you’ll be aiming for the more obvious threats, the ones with fangs and fur and claws.
And that’s why you won’t be able to get to the more obvious threats. Because, while you’re focused on them, Stiles will be focused on you.
You’ll never know what hit you.
And, ironically enough, neither will they.
The people Stiles saved.
That’s who Stiles is. Stealth-Ninja of Awesome.
He does the work, but doesn’t get the credit for it, because he doesn’t set out to get credit for it. Not only because he’s selfless (which he is), but because he’s clever. He knows it’s better to stay under the radar. You can’t nuke a goddamn submarine if you don’t know where it is.
Stiles for the win, people. Stiles for the win.
I’m honestly obsessed about the profile of stiles. Who’s only defense is sarcasm… but what about his offense? You can see it sometimes. How his brain works behind his eyes.
I wonder if it has something to do with Claudia… or the sherrif, how he hides, why he hides. He isn’t weak, not physically and certainly not mentally. And if he does it on purpose than he is by far more dangerous than the rest of the beacon hills group.
I wonder how much stiles really hides. How much he knows. Because stiles does hear everything remembers everything catalogues everything. Plenty of people might forget. But stiles won’t… I dunno I just think about this allot. If you’re too loud too sharp witted too much of everything eventually people stop paying attention to what you are doing and saying. He talks about using torture completely seriously. But because he is the comic relief… the sass. No one pays attention to it. Doesn’t really take him seriously. I think stiles can see so far ahead that little things like torture and murder mean nothing to him if it keeps the things he loves save. Would cast off the whispering moralities in his head that sound like his father and his brother. He is tenacious and terrifying. And I think about this far too much. I feel like the things he loves is what holds him back the most. Like Scott and the sherrif people who never really realize or appreciate that insane level of loyalty.
Stiles reminds me of the two part episode of doctor who -Human nature- where the doctor is able to use being a “clueless human” at the end to trick the aliens after them and there is this whole speech in how he didn’t need to run from them in the first place. It’s that set up and execution of who the real threat always was and how people forget that and fall for the outside presentation that really screams stiles to me. Stiles who has keys to everyone’s houses, knows who to call for skills he doesn’t have and manipulate them to do what he wants. Stiles who saw straight through Lydia and had access to police records his dad sure as hell wouldn’t be so cool about in S1 if he took his son more seriously. (John is great but even he underestimates stiles a lot). Stiles plays it all up. He is the goofy guy, he is loud and clumsy and so so human! That people miss that that is the threat. I don’t know if he plays it up or is such a good tactician that he uses it to his advantage but it’s why he is always right, and always lives. I think Peter sees it. Sees what he can do with information. I think Derek does too sense it’s implied he went to him for help between season 2 and 3a with the alpha pack and when he is talking about stiles to Aidan during 3b. Describing stiles as weak and human and then having an oh shit moment puttering off at the end. This is the man that as an intern in the FBI talked his way onto a task force and cleared a wanted fugitives name. Stiles is a lot, but he is also MORE, and the best and worst thing you can do is forget that- and he has made sure you have.
Rebloging my own reblog just to say: expect the unexpected should be the definition of stiles.
The amount of times no one questions anything he does, says, or where he is a huge skill and stiles knows how to use it. He doesn’t hesitate and is unpredictable.
Ok, so it’s been a minute since the Teen Wolf movie came out and I finally have the perspective to think about how I would turn it into a canon-compliant and resource-consistent movie rewrite.
If I’m limited to the actors that signed on and the general plot beats of Allison coming back to life, getting the band back together, using the nemeton in some way, Harris and Eli hale. Here is how I would have done it: (please note I have hindsight and no writing ability and even though I mention Monroe a lot she will not actually need to be on screen to comply with not having her actor in the movie)
We kick off not in Japan, not with Scott, none of that.
Beacon Hills is now a supernatural open town in a county that has spent years dealing with the result of an active nemeton. We imply changes through cut shots, like mystic shops and familiar names on fliers. We use the whole county for the surrounding areas to show off these Suttle changes to known locations. Pictures of the original cast in the trophy cases at the high school, the McCall clinic on an open shot of what was once Deaton’s vet office, Mason and Parrish getting into a squad car outside the station. Hale Mechanics and audio body store (more like an AutoZone vibe to cement it more into the community). Kids getting out of class or practice doing a casual backflip down the stairs and another kid pushing them for “showing off” the jeep driving fast down the main street.
We can have a voice-over explaining the main antagonist of the series, the hunters, and how BH though not completely open has accepted supernaturals in a low-number situation as Monroe spent years building up her militia. They did exactly what the show told us they would do, they followed the beacon to the town and found someplace safe. Monroe and the hunters after the death of the final big bad in season 6 and prolonged investment from the BH pack that we see in the time skip of the last episode, were basically reduced to code breakers and young hunters in the last few years. Everyone we know grew up and used their connections to take them down.
We cut to a flashback of a mass arrest of hunters with a joint sheriff’s department and FBI takedown (this is an illusion to Stiles who will not be in the film because we are sticking to actors who signed on to return)
Then we go back to the present day where we get a bit of a where are they now, how everyone settled into new roles, This is shown to us through little Vignette not just told to us but again I’m not a writer I’m going to sum up. We see Christ and Melissa splitting up as he went back to France to work on further cleaning up and spreading new hunter ideology “we protect those who can’t protect themselves”, Jackson working with other packs internationally to network safety and protection plans and help relocate supernatural after hunter problems (illusions to his comfy life with Ethan and happy overseas), mason and Liam staying intown starting their own careers (Liam opening a dinner and working with a new supernatural who came to town in the years – our new kitsune), Malia returning and working for Derek after spending time overseas and wanted to build a home in the one place she felt human, Lydia starting her own tech company with another illusion to Stiles traveling for FBI work, showing that he is not around a lot but they are, if not still together, still in each other’s lives, Scott setting up his animal clinic and rescue along with our new friends, a couple of werewolves (the two we saw in the opening along with some background people we only need for the scene) that come in and out of the town that Scott takes in, some stay, some move on, but all of them are still pack (that’s the vibe we are going for), this would also go to explain that people like Hayden left and Cory might be out of town right now but are still around. This would also help explain our new kitsune as well as an introduction to characters that could connect to Eli. (it’s a movie let’s make the world feel bigger) Eli should be about a year younger or so and we don’t have to explain his parentage but can emphasize that his mother might have been one of those strays affected by either Kate or the Argents or a different hunter group, maybe someone Derek met between 4-6 instead of in the middle of 3a-3b.
We go to the nemeton when Scott or Derek is talking to Deaton or the sheriff about how things have settled and stabilized (this could be like the scene with the fire and how Eli has stolen the jeep again or Scott has just done an animal rescue and is talking to Deaton post) and we see a hooded figure doing some kind of sacrificial ritual at the roots of the stump - we see a girl in the dirt - we see her eyes - Its Allison.
Then we can cut to a similar scene of Argent coming back into town, a little time has passed we get a few scenes of Eli trying to fit in with the other high school kids and not doing great, the sheriff running things around town. We did all the set-up scenes and character introductions in the first third/half with the cutaways to something happening in the background. we have little hints that things have been going wrong or strange, a call from Isaac (not seen) to Chris about Allison, rumors Jackson is hearing about an Argent heir, the sheriff talking to Derek about Stiles comes up in a conversation about how it has been weirdly quiet, Lydia drawing or seeing something weird or arrow related, etc.
The movie is now about finally ending the thing that started this all, hunter involvement, and the main issue is a confused Allison who doesn’t have her memories and was convinced by someone that the BH pack is the enemy and must be destroyed. We watch as the rest of the pack come together to figure out - if she’s back - how she’s back - who brought her back, it’s calling back to early seasons 1 and 2 ‘who done it’ with a few twists when we find out Monroe is dead but was dabbling in something weird – this can be what Peter is here for.
We get Chris reuniting with everyone and talking to Scott and Deaton about Allison, with illusions to Isaac still in France. We get Jackson back with more of a reason for being there with the noise he has been hearing as a legitimate reason to think hunters are moving again and the lost argent heir that brings him home. We get Peter being the best and a group of kids, Eli plus some of the other strays we saw in the beginning of the movie, being dragged into a war they all thought was long behind them if they were aware of it at all. (those be our New Teen Wolves) Derek is still a dad, but his kid isn’t scared of being a werewolf or shifting but more embarrassed he can’t shift because there are other slightly older, cooler supers in his life (2) and he can’t talk to his dad, the full shifter, about his problems so he is acting out.
we can still have the group trying to find the nemeton again and we can still have interpersonal relationships, but we make the focus simpler and more human. We get Allison relearning who she is and who she was to all these different people while also setting up a new mystery for these new young wolves that their parents are trying to keep them away from. Allison relearning herself is slower and intercut with everyone not just Scott. The twist being that it really is kinda over, at least with Monroe, but that it’s never really over. That Harris was brought back as a test drive for Allison and instead used her to get his own revenge, and then we can end on that ominous plug for a new show that they were pushing.
Idk this is all I’ve really got, I’m not a writer, but can you see it?!
I know it’s a little fanficy but 1 that’s what I’m doing and 2 so was the movie, OMG was it the most fanfic trope thing I’ve ever seen.
I feel like it’s something. It will never happen and hindsight is 20/20, we can’t play what-ifs. But if I could, I would have made this movie instead of what we got.
Monroe’s last stand, bringing back people from the dead and manipulating them to do her work for her only for it to blow up in her face with Harris and Allison. The real end to the Argents as hunters with Allison coming back and fully embracing the new Beacon Hills and Scott. Relearning what the show was kind of trying to teach us even if it was doing a super poor job most of the time.
Tell me I’m crazy, I want to hear your thoughts.
I know this is nuts, but I had to write this out and send it into the void before it ate me up inside.
OK… legit questions. how is there not an Ocean’s 11 Teen Wolf AU.
Like what the hell!! it writes itself…
The way I see it
Stiles - Ocean
Scott - Rusty
Liam- Linus
Issac - Frank
Erica or Allison depending on how you want to play it - Yen
Danny - Livingston
Lidia - basher
Peter Hale - Ruben
Deaton or the sheriff - Saul
Jackson and Milia/Allison/kira (however you want that energy to fly) - the brothers or in this case brother and sister
Get Bobby in there as the bruiser
and you got yourself a party
If you are wondering who we are robing, oh it’s the Agrgent’s baby
with Derek as our Julia Roberts and former husband of one Stiles.
you could mix it up a bit if you want to make it a Scott Allison fic or Kira fic but we all know Scott and Stiles are the big two.
I can’t write a heist but i will straight up pay someone for this!!
I feel like everyday I wake up in the past
2013
What year did you think it was
2023?!?
That’s not a real year
distractedducky asked:
Hi saw you were taking askers again and I really need to find this 1 fic. It’s been haunting me for like two months now I’ve had it forever ago but it’s a Sterek we’re people have to choose sides between Derek and Scott as pack and Scott does something so stiles that convinces him to finally make a choice and he chooses Derek and the scene that plays in my head is that stiles barges into the loft with the betas there and and bites the inside of his palm of his hand and offers it to Derek to segment the pack bond (he wants it visible so people know his allegiance)and that Derek asked if his is sure and then Derek bites over where stiles did it and he’s part of the pack then. A scene after that is one where Lydia asked him why he chose Derek because she was still on the fence about joining any of the packs and wanted to stay out of everything and she was trying to stay neutral and stiles talks about how no matter how much they fight or disagree Derek always respected him and always takes his opinions into account were Scott wouldn’t and he doesn’t regret his decision and after that Lydia and Jackson eventually join dereks pack as well. I hope that is enough it has been killing me that I can’t find it. possible other tags are bad friend Scott and good alpha Derek
wheredidhiseyebrowsgo answered:
Hi @distractedducky! @stilesxderek found this one.
Stop Crossing Oceans by greenleaf
(1/1 I 11,654 I Mature I Sterek)
“There are no absolutes, Scott! No hard rights or hard wrongs! The world doesn’t fucking work that way and we can’t afford to think like that, because people are going to die! We signed up for that the moment we got involved with all this!”
“We? We?” Scott hisses. “Don’t you think you? Don’t forget that you’re the one who dragged us into that forest the night it all started, Stiles. So if it’s anyone’s fault, it’s yours.”
Something inside Stiles cracks, so strong and so deep that he practically hears it.
Thank you thank you thank you 🙏
I’m reblog if this so other may see it because it is just that good
distractedducky asked:
Hi again,
since you are amazing and find things so well i thought i'd ask if you could find another fic for me.
Its a sterek fic and I remember it opened with stiles talking about a girl from his high school who had rumors about her dating an older guy and how he was comparing it to his relationship with Derek and it ended with that same story about how they were married and happy now so he and Derek were going to be okay. I don't remember much else but i think that's pretty distinctive.
hope you can help !!
thank you :)
wheredidhiseyebrowsgo answered:
Hi @distractedducky! @sitlalann found this one!
Then You Think Again by blinkiesays
(1/1 I 22,552 I Mature I Sterek)
“Holy crap! Why the hell did you lie to incredibly powerful magical beings with trust issues? How was that Plan A?”
Derek says, “We’re not arguing about this, it’s already done.”
“Like hell we’re not fighting about this,” Stiles says, indignant. “What were you thinking?”
“I was thinking it was worth the risk if it kept you alive! And it worked, so drop it.”
“You had no idea that it was going to work!” Stiles throws his hands up. Why is Derek the most frustrating werewolf in the history of ever, why is Stiles even helping him, why is this his life? “Why did they even believe you in the first place?”
Derek says, “You reeked of me,” which is unfair. Stiles only smelled because he’d gotten covered in Derek’s bodily fluids trying to staunch the bleeding.
@wheredidhiseyebrowsgo YES!!! This is it! Thank you so much
distractedducky asked:
Hi 👋 sorry to bother you
But I’ve been looking for this fic for forever
It’s a sterek fic we’re stiles and Derek are either cursed or something like that we’re they slowly over the course of a month become mates
They don’t notice it but I remember a scene we’re issac comes in to the loft and they are sitting in each others laps and Derek had just bitten stiles neck
Basically the whole fic is them getting closer and closer and not noticing it happening at all
I wish I could give you more - this fic is my white whale so if you have any idea what it could be I’d be so great full.
wheredidhiseyebrowsgo answered:
Hi @distractedducky! Is it this one?
(1/1 I 30,765 I Explicit I Sterek)
Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
or
Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did…
When good people find your lost things






