the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what
de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?
Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?
الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟
Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?
tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?
Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?
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#absolutely hilarious chain #only on tumblr type of post
Should not have happened if Doofenshmirtz won
who do y'all think would have died if Doof won?
thats how the coochie crumbles or whatever. um: wait a minute
did uou guys fucking see that..
Discovery i made while scrolling down my dash:
ALTyes.
would love to have a candlelit dinner with someone there.
is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk
no, to punk is to love
I love to high jump kick peoples dogs
won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground
whats not clicking
I need dick on a new level never before seen
are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?
I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.
*closes my ancient tome* he's ready
*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock
are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?
not impordant right now
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her
Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired
Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either
Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice
Minions stop this post from reaching 1k
On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!
So it turns out the windows 11 'shut down' button no longer shuts down the computer entirely. I know this because task manager snitched on the runtime. So I shut it down and turn the main switch off and guess what happened on the next boot. American Megatrends. How the hell does windows 11 even manage to fuck up shutting down
Apparently it fucked with my bios settings? Now I can't even run my emulator.
This shit was NOT set to off before. This OS is a virus that fucks with your system. And not in a good way.
I have a suggestion
a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision
i have a suggestion
forcefemming the billionaires won't help
sorry I thought you were someone else
