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ALTALTJay / 28 / she/her! / 💜🏳️⚧️
Video games person, sometimes other things
ALTFinal Fate of Every Beatle: (real)
George: lung cancer metastasized, 2001
Paul: car full of exploding hammers exploded and then the hammers exploded forever, 2013
Ringo: died shortly after proc’ing his ultimate, 1996
John: humanely euthanized after biting Barack Obama, 2022
Pete Best: brain sloshed out of nose during intense rollercoaster, 1990
Dr. Jean Crumple (“Doc”): smashed flat by falling anvil, 1984
Derek: Cigarette covertly replaced with dynamite stick, 2000
Prevor Kleeman: bonked by giant mallet chasing mouse out of home, 1970
Milton Wilton: liquified in industrial centrifuge, 2016
Bloomble: Floated into the sky and into space holding one balloon, 1977, body discovered by Mars Spirit River in 2007
Pleem: burned at the stake for “time travel magic”, 1368
Glaxo: Ate a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto and exploded, 1999
Dark Ringo: Shutdown Ringo’s ultimate before immediately being killed by Doomfist, 1996
Walkman: assassinated by Sony death squad, 1972
Brian Belvis: consumed by wasps, 2006
Boyle: Got sick of eating beans on toast and jumped out window, 2011
George II: died of a broken heart, 1960
Windward the Wood Elf: trampled by fans who were rushing to meet Glaxo, 1973
Lemple Bumpflee: Died of Ligma, 2012
Yoko Ono: melted in the light of the Depravity Moon, 2024
Me idly running around Peach’s Castle when I was ten
A compilation of my expertly-sourced legitimate content leaks for Counter-Strike 2 (formerly known as CSGO 2).
New leaks, hot off the presses!
A compilation of my expertly-sourced legitimate content leaks for Counter-Strike 2 (formerly known as CSGO 2).
How to remember the colors of the trans flag:
Pastel Blue on the outside for Hatsune Miku
Pink closer in for your heart (love for Hatsune Miku)
White at the center for the white-hot screaming core of admiration for Hatsune Miku that fuels your will to live
Seeking investors for trillion-dollar idea.
Gender is calvinball. Make up the rules. You have 11 billion points. Who gives a shit
ALTMinecraft houses with two block high ceilings