Sometimes a ship is like "i think they should make out, for the power of friendship. i think they should kiss about it platonic style. they're so friends when they're smooching" and it does not make sense. But it makes sense. To me

*clacking two characters' faces together like dolls* friendship is so beautiful...

I'm so winning at this Jarthur post thing

Hey bro I just found out about this awesome thing called kissing me right on the lips wanna try

saucefactory:

Stage 1: NOW KISS

Stage 2: NOW FUCK

Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

doomed yaoi this doomed yuri that what about the ones left behind. what about the two vertices of a triangle whose apex was ripped off. what about the bitter, resentful, codependent bitches with a shared crater in their soul the size of a missing third, clinging to eachother in the aftermath of their loss desperately trying (or refusing) to move on. people who press together like the lips of the wound shared between them

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

What's a little pet play between coworkers