
being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.
some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases
i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name
Where is the forever column?
they forgot the “3 hour death nap” where you wake up and feel like you’ve been run over by a tractor and your mascara has crusted your eyes shut