Where is the forever column?
they forgot the “3 hour death nap” where you wake up and feel like you’ve been run over by a tractor and your mascara has crusted your eyes shut
ocean met sky and the world drowned
Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swaps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish in lonely frustration for the life you deserved and have never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists. It is real. It is possible. It is yours. x o x
naps are a great idea until you wake up
climbing into bed and falling asleep when you are so tired you can’t keep your eyes open has got to be one of the greatest feelings
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
This is like. The opposite of the recovery position
i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.
when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.
"came back wrong" but it's from a nap
Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you
my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case