Anonymous asked:
I wish you would write a fic where tres horny boys meet Aubrey, Duck and Ned
herbgerblin answered:
I think I’ll have to go back and give amnesty a full listen before I jump into writing about the pine guard, anon. But I’ll keep this one in mind!
herbgerblin
herbgerblin
I MESSED UP. AS SOON AS I POSTED THIS, I HAD A THOUGHT. FUCK.
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“Whoa!” Magnus exclaims. He stands in front of the entrance to the Cryptonomica. Duck stands adjacent to him. “You’ve got a magic sword? I’VE got a magic sword!”
“Yeah?” Duck asks. He slips Beacon out of his belt loops. “But is your magic sword an asshole?”
“Duck Newton,” Beacon croons. “You would not be saying these words if you were to properly use me to my full capacity.”
“Holy shit, it talks?” Magnus asks, eyes as big as saucers. “Mine just cleaves guys in twain with one blow.”
“Wanna trade?”