worm-suggestion:
“It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.
I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.
I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.
”

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

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Every year I say I hate winter: it's dark, long, cold and so inconvenient where I live. All the mess on the roads and so much snow shoveling to do...

But then the first snow falls, and suddenly is so peaceful, so tranquil and quiet. It feels like I'm a small kid again. And I stand mesmerized watching it and think, "oh, buddy, I'm so sorry. I don't hate you at all, please come".

THIS STYLE IS BALLER AND I ADORE HOW YOU SHOW CHAT?? OMG

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This is definitely how it went down

The only thing scary about Halloween this year are these temperatures! Ha ha ha! *pulls the mic close* I'm going to start killing oil executives

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

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feeling extremely threatened right now

County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

Lip Syncing Test 1 let's gooooo

wearing a big tshirt that says I ❤️ MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY

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what my internal monologue looks like on a daily-bimonthly schedule

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THE BOY HAS RETURNED (BRIEFLY)

oh my gosh its at the end of jacks halloween costume ranking stream?!??!? HOW DID I MISS THIS AAUUUUUAH i was editing youtube videos… dream smp.. dsmp… real…???

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THE BOY HAS RETURNED (BRIEFLY)

the thing about dying, is that jack did it first

ghe dreamsmp is about the effort of trying to patch up the hole at the center of the earth. and maybe its worht it

something was activated in every dsmp watcher in the world on october 27th 2024 and once again it was the fault of tommyinnit.t hank you also fuck you also im dead and alive

9/11 but the one tower is the dsmp stream today and the second one is mr beast fbi reporting and the planes are election week coming up

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dont stop the partyyyyy

dont stop the partyyyyy

boytoydistraught-moved-deactiva

you know I didn't expect to come on Tumblr tonight and see almost entirely filtered post because DSMP is having another moment after however long. glad y'all are having fun though genuinely

I love that we never learned a single thing about the person who made mangobaII. we never found out what their normal acc was/if they even had one. we never found out if they'd written fic before or if this was just their one shot at glory. they simply appeared to us, gifted us mangobaII and mangobaII christmas edition, and then they faded back into the aether as if they never existed in the first place. no one is mangobaII. we are all mangobaII.

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poker time

ur-daily-inspiration

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huge news today guys the 6 year old who came into for a checkup told me a secret. bro was whispering in my ear and revealed to me that what we thought were the stamen of jacaranda flowers are actually tiny little toothbrushes for tooth fairies…….now how did i not know this before.

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^^^ ordering 50 packs of these for any minuscule patients that may appear in the future

huge news today guys the 6 year old who came into for a checkup told me a secret. bro was whispering in my ear and revealed to me that what we thought were the stamen of jacaranda flowers are actually tiny little toothbrushes for tooth fairies…….now how did i not know this before.

got on this train and it like. it didn’t leave the station it just stayed in place doors open n then there was an announcement like “apologies everyone this train will be delayed a few minutes due to an operations issue.” super non specfic but i didnt think much of it. train just parked there. then i hear the doors to the prev train car slide open and two cops walk thru the carriage, not train cops but Actual police. and they look like theyre LOOKING for something. and they head to the next car. 😬. OPERATIONS ISSUE, EH?

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now looking at this you may think i have packed myself a bread crust sandwich and a box of ibuprofen for lunch. but in actuality, i was walking to a train station when i saw on the ground a very large, cool, and fully intact dead beetle. i picked it up but realised if i wanted to bring it home i would need a way to keep it uncrushed over the next 5+ hours. in my bag i found an ibuprofen box, full of the ibuprofen. so there are now some loose sheets of ibuprofen rattling around my bag. anyway. the box was a good start but the cardboard would still be easily squashed if i wasn’t careful, so i placed the box of beetle into my lunch box. this made me thankful that i had to make the sandwich from the crust end pieces of bread because otherwise there’d be no room in the lunchbox for the box of beetle

I want to tell a story to the artists and would-be artists out there.

When I was 19, I made a large oil painting of the nerd I would eventually marry. I poured all my attention and care into this painting. It's the only art I have from back then that still holds up as a work I'm proud of today.

I entered it into a judged show at the local art center. It got an honorable mention. I went to see the show with my beloved model. One of the judges came up to talk to me, and highlighted that all the judges really liked the painting. It would have placed, except, you see, the feet were incorrect. They were too wide and short, and if I just studied a bit more anatomy-

I called over my future wife, and asked her to take off her shoe. Being already very used to humoring me, she did. The judge looked at her very short, very wide little foot. Exactly as I'd lovingly rendered it. I would never edit her appearance in any way.

The judge looked me in the eye, and to his credit, he really looked like he meant it when he said "Oh I'm so sorry."

Anyways the moral of the story is that all of those anatomy books that teach you proportions are either showing you averages, or a very specific idea of an idealized body. Actual bodies are much more varied than that.

So don't forget to draw from observation, and remember that humans aren't mass produced mannequins. Delight in our variation. Because it's supposed to be there.

Imagine being so outraged by Harris's weak position on Israel that you decide not to vote and let Trump win, thus installing a fascist pro-Hitler dictator who will horrifically undermine US democracy, tank the economy, harm everyone you know, and oh, also fully support the Palestinian genocide to a significantly worse degree than Harris ever could. Good job! Wow! A real ally of the Palestinian people there! 👏 That makes perfect sense!

"I only have two options and the OBVIOUSLY A MILLION TIMES BETTER ONE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH! Guess I'll let the one issue I want to improve get EVEN WORSE!"

Cool to know your solution to the trolley problem is "ew, I don't want to touch the lever. I'll let five people die instead of one."

Vote for Harris so you can protest her policies after January because if Trump wins you don't get to protest shit.

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wild life session two was like a dungeon meshi episode to me

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now looking at this you may think i have packed myself a bread crust sandwich and a box of ibuprofen for lunch. but in actuality, i was walking to a train station when i saw on the ground a very large, cool, and fully intact dead beetle. i picked it up but realised if i wanted to bring it home i would need a way to keep it uncrushed over the next 5+ hours. in my bag i found an ibuprofen box, full of the ibuprofen. so there are now some loose sheets of ibuprofen rattling around my bag. anyway. the box was a good start but the cardboard would still be easily squashed if i wasn't careful, so i placed the box of beetle into my lunch box. this made me thankful that i had to make the sandwich from the crust end pieces of bread because otherwise there'd be no room in the lunchbox for the box of beetle

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BEETLE HOME!!!!

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Animatics 👆

Pinned post! My videos :3

Craft videos!! 👇

"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

reblog to bap prev with your paw

My boyfriend cheated on me with an iron gate.

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descending and ascending

I don't know what's in the air in Brazil that makes Brazilian people genuinely batshit. We're just built different

I don't know how to explain to gringos the concept of gambiarra without making it sound like the entire country of Brazil is set to creative mode

Please try anyways, bestie ❤

So gambiarra is the art of finding solutions with what you have. The art of improv. Not always the best solution, but the solution you're capable of. I'll get some examples

These are some amazing Brazilian gambiarras

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Are these the best solutions? Probably not. But the important part is that the problem is solved

the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

and usually its just asking Why

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i don't care if you live in new york city get normal about drug addicts sometime soon or jump in front of the trains

i promise you that person on fent bent over + swaying in rags is having a worse couple hours than you've ever had in your entire life. i promise you that person begging for money on the subway is going throughs something 1000% worse than you having to avoid their eyes while going to a restaurant. i swear on my life that person talking to themselves in public isn't evil or the devil or going to kill you. i think you need to get the fuck over yourself and stop acting like you're suuuchhh an NYC native and being afraid of all drug-heavy areas and posting videos of people on the trains like "only in the city! lol!". i think you should learn how to either have some compassion or shut the fuck up

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Remember: drug addiction is a form of desperate self medication, as is alcoholism. The wealthy use these things as an escape as well. People cannot be blamed for seeking any break they can get from PAIN, and the problem is whatever's causing that pain, not them for attempting to flee from it.