I whipped this edit up in a few minutes; with the current Situation™ at hand I feel y'all are gonna need it a LOT.
[Image ID: Mrs. Puff, looking disgusted, holding a spray can with a label that reads “Nonce Repellant.” End ID.]
PS: “Nonce” is a term primarily used in the UK that refers to sex offenders, especially pedophiles.
behold, the most FEARSOME and EVIL being in the UNIVERSE
[Image ID: a colored pencil drawing of Sketchworld! Lux, an alternate-universe version of Lux Imperator/Mr. Ring-a-Ding from Doctor Who, sitting down with his legs spread apart, a long pink slimy tongue lolling out of his mouth, numerous black question marks beside his head, and scratching his forehead with the index finger of his left hand while sporting a mindless expression.
His appearance differs from his canon counterpart in the following ways: he has a grey collar and trousers instead of purple ones, stripes blue-and-gold wing shields on his back, pink claws, blue spots on his cheeks and hands that resemble freckles, jagged sharp teeth, gynecomastia, ostrich-like feet, a silver hoop earring in his left ear with a red heart-shaped bead dangling from it, and a thick chubby segmented tail ending in a slightly curved golden stinger. End ID.]
goofy aah birb
[Image ID: a colored-pencil drawing of the Doctor Who OC Ala Varia, Goddess of Colour and Healing, walking to the right. Ala is a fuzzy yellow cartoon being with a round face resembling a classic “smiley” face, rosy pink cheeks, oval-shaped blue eyes, long curly white hair, a pair of long thin black curled feelers coming out of her forehead, a loose green dress, an orange waist sash and headband, a brown scarf slung around her shoulders, four-fingered hands with large blue claws, a lizard-like tail, brown boots, and a long black leather necklace with a large “peace” sign pendant. End ID.]
Frilly
medium: lined notebook paper, colored pencils, artist pens, correctional fluid
[Image ID: a drawing of Corrupted! Peter, a were-manticore version of Peter President from the 1974 short film “A Political Cartoon,” in a French maid outfit with a headband, white elbow-length gloves, and holding a pink feather duster in his right hand.
Peter is a tall, hairy, muscular cartoon person with white skin, an oval-shaped head, a wide round chin, a bulbous nose, short curly black hair with a widow’s peak in front, oval-shaped eyed with red irises and “pie-eye” highlights, small thin eyebrows, a wide mouth filled with sharp jagged teeth, small lion ears where you would expect human ones to be, four-fingered hands with a gold wedding band over the middle finger on his left glove, three-toed padded feet that resemble animal paws, and a long flat tail ending in a large golden five-pointed star. End ID.]
fancy dining
[Image ID: a two-panel comic starring Sketchworld! Lux, an alternate-universe version of Lux Imperator/Mr. Ring-a-Ding from Doctor Who. His appearance is slightly altered from his canon counterpart in that he now has pink claws, gynecomastia, a grey collar and trousers instead of purple ones, ostrich-like feet, striped blue-and-gold wing shields on his back, sharp teeth, a silver hoop earring in his left ear with a red heart-shaped bead dangling from it, and a thick segmented tail ending in a slightly curved golden stinger.
The first panel shows him seated at a wooden table, knife and fork in hand, with a turquoise bowl in front of him with embossed gold letters which say “Lux” in all caps, filled with brown beef hash topped with a sprig of parsley.
In the second panel, he has dropped his utensils and climbed on top of the table, gotten on all fours, and is messily devouring the food with his face, with “Smack” “Gobble,” “Munch,” and “Chomp” sound effects around him. End ID.]
altered the design of Ala Varia's "Heaven Bird" transformation a bit.
this form combines the dinosaur aspects of Ala’s “base” form and the poodle aspects of Sally Sunshine, the character she’s based on! Also poodles are “bird dogs,” so the fact that she’s a hybrid of the two creatures doubles as a play on words. The “cloud” feathers are super soft and cuddly!
[Image ID: a colored-pencil drawing of the Doctor Who OC Ala Varia, Goddess of Color And Healing, in an alternate, dragon-like form called “Heaven Bird.” She is a tall being covered in yellow feathers with long curly white hair, a long elegant neck, a canine-like snout, rosy pink cheeks, oval-shaped blue eyes, prominent eyelashes, a pair of long curly thin black antennae coming out of her forehead, large blue claws on her hands and feet, a cluster of curly white feathers resembling stylized clouds covering her upper torso and part of her hands, a long tail, digitigrade legs, and rainbow-gradient feathered wings sprouting from the back of her arms and lower legs. End ID.]
he will NOT!
[Image ID: a colored-pencil drawing of the Doctor Who OC Falx Mortis, God of Death, Judgement, and Order, in a pool of blue chest-high water with a rocky border, turning his gaze towards the viewer with an annoyed expression. Falx is a huge, muscular, green-skinned cartoon lizard/mantid hybrid with a bald round head, disproportionally large round red eyes, thick eyebrows, a lighter green underbelly, a small round muzzle, a pair of long feelers coming out of his forehead ending in angled blade-like points, and two small sharp tusks jutting out of his upper lip. There is a text box above him that says “Cover them up, slut!” clearly referring to his large pectorals. End ID.]
the tumblr sexy mans
[Image ID: a mechanical pencil drawing on lined sketchbook paper of Lux Imperator/Mr. Ring-a-Ding from Doctor Who sitting down lurched forward in a gaming chair, shown in profile, in a short-sleeved T-shirt, barefoot with no trousers on and wearing a pair of large gaming headphones. He is holding a wired game controller and staring at the offscreen TV vacantly, drooling from his slightly open mouth and a bit of snot dripping from his snout. Next to him is a huge cardboard box, on top of which is a bottle of whiskey and a rocks glass with ice, which is partially filled with liquor. Next to the large cardboard box is an small open pizza box, containing a personal pan pizza with a slice missing. End ID.]
awwww the boinky spunge
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two colored-pencil drawings of the Doctor Who OC Ala Varia, Goddess of Color and Healing. Ala is a fuzzy yellow cartoon being with a perfectly round face, rosy pink cheeks, oval-shaped light blue eyes, prominent eyelashes, no visible nose or ears, a wide mouth, long curly white hair, four-fingered hands that end in sky-blue claws, feet with similarly-colored claws, a pair of long thin curly black antennae coming out of her forehead, an orange headband, a lizard-like tail, and rainbow-gradient feathers on her arms.
The first image shows only her face, frowning and with her antennae drooping, with a sad look in her eyes.
In the second image she’s lying down on her belly, asleep. Her hands are crossed under her chin, and she’s wearing an orange bikini.
End ID.]
here’s an early New Year’s present from me to y'all. Cheers!
[Image ID: a colored pencil drawing of Corrupted! Peter, a were-manticore version of Peter President from the 1974 short film “A Political Cartoon,” against a grey background with a, large, red, shiny “2026” above his head.
Peter is a tall, muscular, hairy cartoon person with white skin, an oval-shaped head, a wide round chin, short black curly hair with a widow’s peak in front, small eyebrows, a wide smiling mouth, a huge round bulbous nose, small lion ears where you’d expect human ones to be, four-fingered hands with cat-like claw slits at the fingertips, and a long flat tail ending in a big golden five-pointed star. His eyes are closed and a sharp fang is sticking out of his upper lip. Interestingly, his tail is poking through the “0” of 2026 and the gold star is partially hidden behind the first “2,” indicating that the numeral is not merely a decoration but an actual, tangible object.
He is wearing a long necklace with a golden ankh pendant, a long-sleeved green shirt with a floral pattern and cuffs that is partially unbuttoned, showing off his huge pectorals, black slacks, a gold wedding band on his left middle finger, a brown belt, and an oval buckle with an embossed eagle.
He is holding up a dark grey drinking horn in his right hand, and flashing a “peace” sign at the viewer with his left. End ID.]
