he will NOT!

[Image ID: a colored-pencil drawing of the Doctor Who OC Falx Mortis, God of Death, Judgement, and Order, in a pool of blue chest-high water with a rocky border, turning his gaze towards the viewer with an annoyed expression. Falx is a huge, muscular, green-skinned cartoon lizard/mantid hybrid with a bald round head, disproportionally large round red eyes, thick eyebrows, a lighter green underbelly, a small round muzzle, a pair of long feelers coming out of his forehead ending in angled blade-like points, and two small sharp tusks jutting out of his upper lip. There is a text box above him that says “Cover them up, slut!” clearly referring to his large pectorals. End ID.]

“The market will regulate itself!”

Peter: tHe mArKeT wILL rEGuLaTE iTseLF

oh…oh no…

(warning: grim reaper booty)

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*distressed light god noises*

my honest reaction to that information

[Image ID: an MS Paint drawing of the Doctor Who OC Ala Varia, the Goddess of Color and Healing, seen from above. Ala is a fluffy yellow cartoon humanoid with a large round head, long curly white hair, big blue eyes with prominent eyelashes, rosy pink cheeks, four-fingered hands with sharp blue claws, a pair of curled black feelers on top of her head, big breasts, and a lizard-like tail. She is wearing a loose green dress with an orange sash, brown boots, a long leather necklace with a “peace sign” pendant, a brown scarf slung around her back and shoulders, and an orange headband. She is staring upwards at the viewer with a judgmental look, and in the process of taking off a pair of big round blue sunglasses. End ID.]

Peter: wants to be dominated

Joe: will dominate you

Ala: will ask you to be gentle

Falx: Noob

Kitty: Will protect your honor

Lux: DOC I HAVE BECOME SOUTH AMERICA