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Bigfoot BBQ
02:41
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In the woods so deep, where the legends sleep,
Bigfoot’s grillin’ up a feast to keep,
Sasquatch sizzles, with a primal flair,
Serving smoky secrets in the midnight air.
Hairy chef with a spatula grand,
Grilling burgers with a monstrous hand.
Bigfoot BBQ, it’s a beastly delight,
Grillin’ in the forest, every night,
From ribs to brisket, it’s a cryptid feast,
Bigfoot BBQ, a legend to say the least.
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Curse of the Chupacabra
03:11
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Daylight fades, man no more,
Moonlight’s touch, a demon’s lore,
Cursed to roam, beast within,
Chupacabra’s night begins.
Bloodthirsty hunt, under demon’s spell,
Claws and fangs, night’s cruel hell.
Curse of the Chupacabra, fear the night,
Beast unleashed, under moon’s light,
Bound to darkness, forever enslaved,
Curse of the Chupacabra, souls depraved.
Once a man, now a fiend,
Hunting shadows, savage, keen,
Crime’s retribution, endless crave,
Chupacabra, demon’s slave.
Bloodthirsty hunt, under demon’s spell,
Claws and fangs, night’s cruel hell.
Curse of the Chupacabra, fear the night,
Beast unleashed, under moon’s light,
Bound to darkness, forever enslaved,
Curse of the Chupacabra, souls depraved.
Man by day, beast by night,
In demon’s grip, eternal fight.
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Abominable Showdown
02:55
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In the mountains unknown to man,
Lives an icy legend grand,
It’s the Abominable Snowman, a king of frost,
In the Himalayas, where all hope is lost.
Skiers beware, hikers take heed,
He’s got a hunger only humans feed.
Abominable Showdown, in the snow he reigns,
Skins his prey and leaves the remains,
Hangin' from the trees, like predator and shit,
Abominable Showdown, no hope for you, not one bit.
Mountain climbers and thrill-seekers too,
In his icy grip, you’ll turn blue,
Peels off your skin, then devours you whole,
The Abominable Snowman’s on patrol.
He’s not just a myth, this shit is real,
Abominable Showman, your fate he’ll seal.
Abominable Showdown, in the snow he reigns,
Skins his prey and leaves the remains,
Hangin' from the trees, a grisly display,
Abominable Showdown, stay out of his way.
So if you’re thinking of trekking those Himalayan heights,
Remember the king of the snowy nights,
The lord of the cold with a deadly grin,
In the game of survival, he always wins.
Adventurers brave, and those who stray,
In the Abominable’s lair, you’ll become prey,
His icy kingdom, your final scene,
In the snowman's grasp, nothing’s serene.
Abominable Showdown, in the snow he reigns,
Skins his prey and leaves the remains,
Hangin' from the trees, a grisly display,
Abominable Showdown, stay out of his way.
So heed the warnings, keep to safer trails,
Avoid the Abominable, where every tale pales,
For in the cold heights, where legends grow,
The Abominable Snowman waits below.
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Burger Banger
03:32
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In the dead of night, when the grill’s on low,
There’s a twisted figure, with a lust to show,
Not a thief, but a fiend with a craving so real,
He’s the Burger Banger, he's gonna fuck your meal.
Buns and patties, his forbidden delight,
In the fast food shadows, he haunts the night.
Burger Banger, the grill’s dark knight,
With a twisted passion, under neon light,
He’s not here to eat, but to satisfy,
Burger Banger, under the pale moon sky.
Juicy and warm, straight off the grill,
In the Burger Banger’s hands, they fill his thrill.
Tomatoes and lettuce, his sexy dream,
In a sesame bun, he’s found his queen.
Burger Banger, the grill’s dark knight,
With a twisted passion, under a neon light,
He’s not here to eat, but to satisfy,
Burger Banger, under a dark sky.
Restaurants whisper of his midnight spree,
Of burgers violated, with his culinary glee,
Cameras catch shadows, but never his face,
A Burger rapist without a trace.
Ketchup and mustard, his tantalizing sauce,
In the Burger Banger’s realm, he’s the boss.
Burger Banger, the grill’s dark knight,
With a twisted passion, under neon light,
He’s not here to eat, but to satisfy,
Burger Banger, under the midnight sky.
So lock up your burgers, and guard your grill,
The Burger Banger’s out, seeking his thrill,
In the fast food shadows, where secrets lie,
Burger Banger, under the midnight sky.
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Abduction Gourmet
02:47
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In the dead of night, under a cosmic veil,
Greys descend, their hunger to unveil,
Silent saucers hover, beaming up the prey,
In the kitchen of the cosmos, humans are the entrée.
Silent screams in the ship’s metallic halls,
Aliens in aprons, their victims sprawled,
Probes and knives, they slice and dice,
Creating cosmic cuisine, seasoned with vice.
Human tartare with a side of fear,
Eyeball stew, it’s their chef’s premier,
Ribs of terror, cooked medium rare,
In the galactic banquet, humans beware.
Brain pâté with a sinister twist,
Fingers fried with a crunchy crisp,
Heart carpaccio, served cold and blue,
Aliens delight in their human stew.
Garnished with dread, marinated in fright,
Their menu’s a horror, served under starlight,
With each abduction, their cookbook grows,
In this alien kitchen, terror flows.
Butchers in space, with a chef’s precision,
Harvesting humans, it’s their twisted mission,
Galactic gourmands with a taste for flesh,
Every dish a nightmare, devilishly fresh.
From the fields of Earth to the stars above,
Humans are the main course, fit for their love,
On platters of pain, with sides of screams,
Aliens feast on earthly dreams.
So if you see the lights, and hear the hum,
Run from the saucers, don’t be dumb,
For in the galaxy’s darkest corners, they dine,
On the flesh of humans, in a feast so divine.
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Mothman’s Midnight Pizza
03:25
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In the dead of night, under a darkened sky,
Mothman’s on the prowl, with a glowing eye,
Wings spread wide, he’s on a mission so fierce,
Delivering pizza with a spine-chilling pierce.
Mothman’s Midnight Pizza, straight from the dark,
A slice of terror, leaving its mark,
Cheese that melts with a scream so loud,
Mothman’s coming, fear the Moth
Pepperoni eyes, crust of doom,
Flying through the night, in the pale moon’s gloom,
From Point Pleasant, to your door,
Mothman’s pizza leaves you wanting more.
Mothman’s Midnight Pizza, straight from the dark,
A slice of terror, leaving its mark,
Cheese that melts with a scream so loud,
Mothman’s coming, fear the moth.
So when you’re hungry, and the clock strikes twelve,
Call Mothman’s Pizza, where the nightmares dwell,
A midnight snack, from the shadowy beast,
Mothman’s pizza, a cryptid feast.
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Kraken’s Embrace
03:34
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Beneath the endless waves, where darkness hides,
Lurks a beast of legend, where terror abides,
The Kraken’s massive form, unseen by mortal eyes,
Stalks the wooden vessels, as they cut through ocean skies.
Sailors tell tales of the kraken’s gentle glide,
Swimming by their side, their hauls piled high,
But this friendship's a guise, a sinister ploy,
For the Kraken’s intentions, are to destroy.
With tentacles like serpents, weaving through the deep,
The Kraken hunts in silence, where shadows creep,
It’s not the gold or cargo, that it craves,
But the screams of sailors, dragged to watery graves.
Beneath the hulls, it waits, with a monstrous grin,
Savoring the panic, the terror within,
When the time is right, it’ll strike with glee,
Turning peaceful voyages into brutal sea.
Captain’s courage falters, as the waters churn,
The Kraken rises, from the deep, their fate they learn,
Tentacles crush the mast, the sails torn asunder,
Thunderous roars echo, drowning the thunder.
Every sailor’s nightmare, come to life at last,
Their ship’s final voyage, their memories cast,
In the Kraken’s embrace, they find no peace,
Their souls consumed in the belly of the beast.
But in the Kraken’s eyes, a dark humor gleams,
For the ocean’s realm is more than it seems,
It’s not just the death, the chaos it sows,
But the thrill of the hunt, the fear it bestows.
So beware the calm seas, the deceptive blue,
For the Kraken’s beneath, watching you,
A giant of the deep, with a monstrous grace,
Turning high adventure, into a deadly embrace.
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8. |
RoboCop's Justice
03:18
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In the streets of Detroit, where crime runs wild,
A hero emerges, vengeance with style,
Steel and flesh, with cyborg might,
RoboCop will bring the fight.
That day of reckoning, his justice was swift,
A scumbag's doom, RoboCop's gift,
One shot straight to the dick.
RoboCop's justice, iron and led,
Criminals tremble, it's the law they dread,
In the line of fire, no mercy is shown,
RoboCop's justice's is, to the bone.
Serve and protect, uphold the law,
In the streets of Detroit he stands tall,
Against the scum, he’ll never back down,
RoboCop’s juststice will clean up this town.
RoboCop's justice, iron and led,
Criminals tremble, it's the law they dread,
In the line of fire, no mercy is shown,
RoboCop's justice's is, to the bone.
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Jersey Devil’s Food Cake
02:58
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In the Pine Barrens, where legends wake,
Bakes an evil treat, Jersey Devil’s Cake,
Rich and dark, with a sinful twist,
A treat from hell, you can’t resist.
Jersey Devil’s Food Cake, a sinful bite
Chocolate darker than the darkest night
Baked with evil, and a touch of spite
Just One bite, you’re hooked for life
With claws for mixers, and wings as fans,
He crafts the cake with demonic hands,
recipe from Hell, where darkness brews,
Each slice a spell, that imprisons you.
Jersey Devil’s Food Cake, a sinful bite
Chocolate darker than the darkest night
Baked with evil, and a touch of spite
Just One bite, you’re hooked for life
In the heart of the forest, where the dark winds blow,
The Jersey Devil’s food cake steals the show,
A dish so evil, it’s a hellish delight,
Taste the dark magic in the dead of night.
Jersey Devil’s Food Cake, a sinful bite
Chocolate darker than the darkest night
Baked with evil, and a touch of spite
Just One bite, you’re hooked for life!
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10. |
Riding the Gravy Train
02:27
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Yeah
Yeah! yo yo
Come in here dear boy
have a cigar you're gonna go far
You're gonna fly you're never gonna die
You're gonna make it if you try they're gonna love you
Well I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic that is really what I think
Oh by the way which one's Hellbite?
And did we tell you the name of the game boy?
We call it riding the gravy train!
We're just knocked out we heard about the sell-out
You gotta get an album out you owe it to the people
We're so happy we can hardly count
Everybody else is just green have you seen the chart?
It's a hell of a start it could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team
It's a hell of a start it could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team
And did we tell you the name of the game boy?
We call it riding the gravy train!
We're just knocked out we heard about the sell-out
You gotta get an album out you owe it to the people
We're so happy we can hardly count
Everybody else is just green have you seen the chart?
It's a hell of a start it could be made into a monster
If we all pull together as a team
And did we tell you the name of the game boy?
We call it riding the gravy train!
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11. |
Run with us
03:45
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Hellbites Tulsa, Oklahoma
Hellbites is a shitty metal band that serves up stupid shit.
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