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Eternal Slice
03:51
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Eternal Sliice
In the oven's fiery depths, where the shadows dwell,
There's a tale of a dish that came straight from hell,
Cheese like molten lava, crust as dark as night,
With toppings that twist and turn in the infernal light.
Eternal Slice, oh, cursed delight,
A bite of doom in the blackened night,
From the flames it rises, a demonic bite,
Eternal Slice, take my soul tonight.
Pepperoni pentagrams and sausage chains,
Mushrooms growing wild in forbidden domains,
Garlic whispers secrets of the ancient lore,
As I devour the darkness, I crave even more.
Eternal Slice, oh, cursed delight,
A bite of doom in the blackened night,
From the flames it rises, a demonic bite,
Eternal Slice, take my soul tonight.
In the moonlit kitchen, where the shadows twist,
I summon the pizza with a devilish wish,
Incantations of hunger, a ritual of spice,
Bound forever to this dark device.
The final slice calls with a sinister grin,
As I take the bite, I feel the darkness within,
Pizza of perdition, bound by Lucifer's thrall,
In the taste of the night, I surrender my all.
Eternal Slice, oh, cursed delight,
A bite of doom in the blackened night,
From the flames it rises, a demonic bite,
Eternal Slice, take my soul tonight.
Eternal Slice, oh, damnation’s feast,
In the crust of the night, I find no peace,
Forever bound to this satanic slice,
Eternal hunger in the darkened vice.
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Haunted Gumbo
02:47
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Haunted Gumbo
Down in the bayou, where the shadows creep,
There’s a place where the spirits never sleep,
In a Cajun kitchen, where the pot’s always hot,
Brews a gumbo that’s cursed with a haunted lot.
Haunted Gumbo, in the midnight glow,
Taste the darkness, feel the spirits flow,
One spoonful, and your soul’s the cost,
Haunted Gumbo, forever lost.
In the old black pot, where the secrets lie,
Eyes of the gator, bones of the night sky,
Spices from the grave, whispers from the dead,
Every bite a story, every drop is dread.
Haunted Gumbo, in the midnight glow,
Taste the darkness, feel the spirits flow,
One spoonful, and your soul’s the cost,
Haunted Gumbo, forever lost.
In the heart of the night, where the bayou sings,
The haunted gumbo brings visions and stings,
Ghostly whispers echo in the steam,
Lost souls crying in a nightmarish dream.
In the Cajun shack, where the candles flicker low,
Serves a dish that’s born from the shadows’ glow,
Taste the haunted gumbo, feel the voodoo’s spell,
In this bowl of darkness, lies a tale to tell.
Haunted Gumbo, in the midnight glow,
Taste the darkness, feel the spirits flow,
One spoonful, and your soul’s the cost,
Haunted Gumbo, forever lost.
Haunted Gumbo, a curse so deep,
In every bite, lost souls weep,
In the Cajun night, where the shadows crawl,
Haunted Gumbo, consumes them all.
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The Dark Baker of the Gloomy Tree
In the shadow of the forest, where the light never gleams,
Lies an ancient, twisted tree, where a dark elf schemes,
Baking cookies of chaos with a devilish grin,
In the heart of the gloom, where the nightmares begin.
Dark Baker of the Gloomy Tree,
Mixing spells in the dough with wicked glee,
From the oven of shadows, his delights arise,
Taste the terror in the night, beneath blackened skies.
With eyes of ember, and a heart of cold stone,
He conjures confections from the depths unknown,
Chocolates cursed with an eldritch spell,
One bite of his treat, and you're bound to hell.
Dark Baker of the Gloomy Tree,
Mixing spells in the dough with wicked glee,
From the oven of shadows, his delights arise,
Taste the terror in the night, beneath blackened skies.
In his haunted kitchen, with tools of despair,
He crafts his fiendish cookies with meticulous care,
A pinch of malice, a dash of fright,
Baked in the furnace of eternal night.
Through the whispering woods, his legend is told,
Of cookies that steal your very soul,
Beware the sweet scent that fills the air,
For the Dark Baker's curse lies waiting there.
Dark Baker of the Gloomy Tree,
Mixing spells in the dough with wicked glee,
From the oven of shadows, his delights arise,
Taste the terror in the night, beneath blackened skies.
In the twisted tree, the dark elf laughs,
As the forest echoes with sinister crafts,
The Dark Baker's legacy, in cookies of dread,
A nightmare of flavors in the hearts of the dead.
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The Cosmic Dog of Destruction
In a lab on a fateful night,
A hotdog exposed to cosmic light,
Dark energy from the depths of space,
Gave life to meat in a twisted embrace.
Cosmic Dog, from the dark unknown,
Sentient terror, now flesh and bone,
Fifty feet tall, with an evil heart,
New York City, it's tearing apart.
It grew and grew, in shadows it stood,
Towering above the city’s wood,
Eyes like embers, burning bright,
A hotdog with a thirst for night.
Cosmic Dog, from the dark unknown,
Sentient terror, now flesh and bone,
Fifty feet tall, with an evil heart,
New York City, it's tearing apart.
With relish rage and mustard might,
It crushes buildings in the dead of night,
Screams echo through the city streets,
As the Cosmic Dog claims its feast.
The heroes gather, but it's too late,
The city's fate sealed by cosmic hate,
In the heart of chaos, it stands tall,
The monstrous hotdog devours all.
Cosmic Dog, from the dark unknown,
Sentient terror, now flesh and bone,
Fifty feet tall, with an evil heart,
New York City, it's tearing apart.
In the ruins of the city, shadows fall,
A warning tale of a snack's dark call,
Beware the cosmic forces that lie,
For in the night, the hotdog cries.
Sentient terror, now flesh and bone,
Fifty feet tall, with an evil heart,
New York City, it's tearing apart.
In the ruins of the city, shadows fall,
A warning tale of a snack's dark call,
Beware the cosmic forces that lie,
For in the night, the hotdog cries.
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Risen from the Smoke
02:59
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Risen From Smoke
In the heart of Texas, where the fire burns hot,
There’s a tale of meat that time forgot,
On the smoker's pit, it simmered and seared,
But when the flames died, something wicked appeared.
Risen from the smoke, barbecue of doom,
Clawing through your flesh, from your belly it looms,
Once a feast of fire, now a curse inside,
Risen from the smoke, nowhere to hide.
Brisket with a vengeance, ribs with a growl,
Pulled pork rising, with a sinister howl,
Spices of the damned, sauce of the night,
You take a bite, and the terror ignites.
Risen from the smoke, barbecue of doom,
Clawing through your flesh, from your belly it looms,
Once a feast of fire, now a curse inside,
Risen from the smoke, nowhere to hide.
In the pitmaster’s den, where the shadows dance,
The meat comes alive with a devilish chance,
Injected with malice, it takes on a life,
A meal of madness, a carnivorous strife.
The heat in your gut, it twists and it turns,
As the barbecue beast inside you yearns,
For freedom it claws, through sinew and bone,
The feast fights back, you're never alone.
Risen from the smoke, barbecue of doom,
Clawing through your flesh, from your belly it looms,
Once a feast of fire, now a curse inside,
Risen from the smoke, nowhere to hide.
Risen from the smoke, it’s your final plight,
In the Texas night, you lose the fight,
The smoker’s curse, it claims your soul,
Risen from the smoke, it takes control.
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Culinary Carnage
02:16
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Culinary Carnage
Sharpen the blade, it's time to prepare,
Tonight's special is a feast of despair,
With a hunger so deep, nothing can compare,
To the delight of the flesh, as we strip it bare.
Culinary carnage, the banquet of doom,
Slicing through the darkness, in the kitchen of gloom,
Roasting the fallen, with a savory flair,
Culinary carnage, let’s cook up the nightmare.
Grill marks seared on the meat of the weak,
Seasoned with agony, a flavor unique,
With every bite, we savor the shrieks,
A gourmet terror that mortals seek.
Culinary carnage, the banquet of doom,
Slicing through the darkness, in the kitchen of gloom,
Roasting the fallen, with a savory flair,
Culinary carnage, let’s cook up the nightmare.
Basting with blood, the sauce of the night,
A recipe of torment, a chef’s delight,
The oven roars with a hellish heat,
As we prepare the ultimate treat.
Carving the carcass, the feast is at hand,
A banquet of terror in this cursed land,
Each slice a symphony of agonized cries,
A dish so dark, it blinds the skies.
Culinary carnage, the banquet of doom,
Slicing through the darkness, in the kitchen of gloom,
Roasting the fallen, with a savory flair,
Culinary carnage, let’s cook up the nightmare.
Culinary carnage, a feast for the night,
In the realm of the damned, we dine on fright,
With knives raised high and flames burning bright,
Culinary carnage, in the dark, we delight.
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Infinite Bite
03:05
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Infinite Bite
In the halls of Heaven, where angels sing,
Satan met with God, to ask a curious thing,
He said, “Oh mighty Lord, with power so grand,
Can you grant a wish, as I make my stand?”
Infinite bite, a challenge so great,
A sandwich so mighty, it sealed our fate,
Heaven and Earth, Hell in the night,
All torn asunder by the infinite bite.
God replied with a smile, “Yes, I can do all,
From the stars in the sky, to the mountains tall,
Name your wish, and it shall be,
For nothing is beyond the power of me.”
Infinite bite, a challenge so great,
A sandwich so mighty, it sealed our fate,
Heaven and Earth, Hell in the night,
All torn asunder by the infinite bite.
Satan’s eyes gleamed with a wicked delight,
“Then make a sandwich, impossible to bite,
So large, so vast, not even you can consume,
An endless feast, to spell our doom.”
God’s face grew stern, yet he did relent,
With a wave of his hand, the cosmos bent,
An infinite sandwich, plus one foot more,
A creation so grand, it shattered the core.
Infinite bite, a challenge so great,
A sandwich so mighty, it sealed our fate,
Heaven and Earth, Hell in the night,
All torn asunder by the infinite bite.
Space and time, heaven and hell,
All came crashing with a thunderous knell,
A wish so simple, yet the cost so high,
In the infinite bite, all worlds did die.
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8. |
Taco Truck Apocalypse
04:17
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9. |
Hellfire Wings
03:18
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Bargin Butcher
03:03
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In the heart of the city, down a shadowy lane,
There's a deli shop that thrives in the rain,
With a neon sign that flickers 'Open Late,'
Where the meat is fresh, but sealed in fate.
Bargain Butcher, slicing through the night,
Serving up horrors in the dim moonlight,
Human flesh at a price so right,
Bargain Butcher, where the dark takes flight.
Behind the counter stands the butcher grim,
With a wicked grin and a cleaver slim,
Sandwiches stacked high with a crimson sheen,
Taste the darkness in every obscene cuisine.
Bargain Butcher, slicing through the night,
Serving up horrors in the dim moonlight,
Human flesh at a price so right,
Bargain Butcher, where the dark takes flight.
Whispers in the alley, secrets in the air,
The butcher’s price list, a devil's fare,
Mortals line up for the twisted feast,
In this macabre market, no soul's released.
The butcher's blade sings a sinister song,
Carving through flesh, where the damned belong,
Customers savor every gruesome bite,
Oblivious to the horrors that haunt the night.
Bargain Butcher, slicing through the night,
Serving up horrors in the dim moonlight,
Human flesh at a price so right,
Bargain Butcher, where the dark takes flight.
Bargain Butcher, oh, the price you pay,
In the taste of the night, your soul will sway,
Eternal hunger in a twisted plight,
Bargain Butcher, through the endless night.
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Hellbites Tulsa, Oklahoma
Hellbites is a shitty metal band that serves up stupid shit.
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