Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? “Friend” (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it
Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold’s 1
Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的
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Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes...
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