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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

i feel like i’ve established this in one of the kix chapters but y’know how the marauder is like tbb’s ship? not like the ship they are assigned, like it’s THEIR SHIP and tech has modified it and there’s cut footage of them having padme painted on it? like the republic has kind of given up on trying to keep them in line because it’s too much work so they just let tech remove all the republic trackers and everything or whatever the fuck.

ive always wondered if they like. consider the marauder like an actual entity and part of their team. it would lowkey be really funny if that was the case especially because tech would probably preach against material attachment to an inanimate object but will refer to the ship as ‘mesh’la.’

then they all get really defensive when someone says something’s wrong with their ship (because who are we kidding they’d never take her to a mechanic. tech would crash out.) and say like “um, that’s actually really rude, it’s just her personality.”

and i can imagine wrecker being like “oh yeah our ship is a GIRL.” and on the skako minor mission jesse is like “oh well hello there sweetie,” trying to be friendly or he thinks it’s some kind of joke and hunter jsut deadpans from across the room “she doesn’t like when people call her sweetie.”

whenever rex works with them he’s turning to echo like “um.. who are they talking about?” echo has his arms crossed, staring straight ahead and just shrugs. “the ship.” and rex starts to ask more questions and echo just puts a hand on rex’s shoulder and says “just go with it.”

and omega just adapts to this and she’ll be like ‘oh yeah i have to get back to her’ and people on pabu are just os confused because doesn’t she only have brothers?

idk. i just want the bad batch to have a millennium falcon relationship with the marauder. it seems fitting.

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yeah i have not shat out any new chapters of anything in a while which is unfortunate but also??? i’ve been overwhelmed??? so it’s okay??? not that anyone is on my ass or anything. everyone has been really nice.

anyway i just wanna share this cookie one of my bsfs made me cause its beautiful

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it’s hunter. guys it’s hunter. i screeched my actual head off when i saw it. i was told to be quiet. that is how monumental the moment was

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‼️next smattering of story below picture and the cut!‼️

i feel bad cause all the lovely commenters on my ellí posts are so nice and i’ve given them almost nothing…

(oliver voice) “pLeAsE, sIr, i wAnT sOmE mOrE…”

i know it’s bold of me to assume anyone is desperate for this shit but i needed to make that oliver reference. my friends and i have been going shit ass crazy laughing our asses off doing the poor pathetic orphan boy voice.

i digress. even when i am writing i get distracted and write about something else bro what the FUCK.

POINT IS, i have a measly scrappy drawing of our up and coming professional bitch.

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it’s measly yes, but i have to post it before i forget all about ellí. she’s got three braids and a literal shaved head because her hair is really thick and it pissed her off so much she didn’t wanna deal with it anymore but then halfway through the shaving of the head she started crying and wanted her hair back so that’s why she has three weird braids.

her eyeliner makes her look cool and mysterious but after 12 seconds of hearing her speak anyone would immediately realize she is anything but.

i love my rude, down bad, stupid, can’t-even-shoot-a-blaster ahh baby girl who was named after a girl in a video my school showed about suicide.

truly, my greatest creation.

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oc ellí/sergeant hunter pt. 2 ish.

fic below the cut!

previous part/context for story

actually started some art. wow. responsibility. she’s half inspired by fennec shand and half by 70s traditional punk fashion…. not by me, though lol. it it probably looks like it though, because ellí is very close to ellen. but i’ve always been an ‘el,’ not an ‘ellie/y.’ and i would throw myself off a fucking cliff if i was ever as forward as she is. i’d rather watch tech die every day for the rest of my life than talk to my crush.

idk. you’ll see what i’m done. anyways, i feel bad for not following up on ANYTHING for like WEEKS. i’m in school and even though there are adults with real life problems, being a sophomore is a fucking shit show and it’s been nothing but anxiety, drama, and depression since i went back to school.

not trying to generate sympathy, just context. life is tumultuous. but i haven’t forgotten about the 23 followers i have on tumblr!!!!!!!!

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follow up on hunter WIP

a while ago i had this idea and now i actually have a follow up!

this post contains OC notes but then if you scroooooollll down i actually started the writing.

i’m in the process of creating an OC for the boy (hunter is the chosen one).

Right now I just have notes about Ellí The OC, not actual backstory or drawings or anything.

what i DO have though, is a smattering of plot.

this is like. rough draft. but i was super excited about it.

also i’m gonna put smth out for a taglist, but i just tagged all the ppl who responded to the og post… so. sorry if you don’t wanna see this!

a few notes:

Ellí

  • handy with a knife, great hacker, decent mechanic (gets pissy about her ship), very stealthy
  • but a comically HORRIBLE shot. like. crosshair would lose his shit at how bad she is.
  • she’s a pirate like phee, loves mischief, loves telling stories, loves traveling and discovering the beauty in the galaxy for lack of better words.
  • she’s similar to phee, but less mature. she got that space adhd
  • but ellí the kind of person that could make anyone forget how collected and calm they are, like when phee is with her, she is FERAL AND STUPID and dancing on tables instead of the effortlessly cool, collected and resourceful woman that’s able to shake up tech.
  • stereotypical pirates of the caribbean type shit except in space so its so much more chaotic.
  • filthiest mouth in the kriffing galaxy. swears in every language available to her. echo despises this. omega is all too eager to repeat her ‘silly nonsense words’
  • you can imagine how great she’ll be for hunter.
  • ellí sometimes references random things she did with phee. you are not obligated to know or care about ‘tHaT mIsSiOn oN cOrELLia’ no one cares tbh she’s just doing that thing where she yaps and tells stories.
  • just like phee does! and hunter canonically gets pissed over it!
  • i tried to squeeeeeeeeeze in all the introductions while trying to keep her easygoing han solo-ish ignorance so excuse anything that’s weird, clunky, or cliche.
  • im trying to WIP wednesday a day early. also just. get some writing done cause i have a whole 18 followers now(/sar).
  • but i am starting to have work to do on this site and it’s scary.
  • so yeah!!!! here is the unleavened bread.
  • i shall bake it soon. (revise/rewrite)
  • sorry i hated that analogy idk what i’m saying. i’m just going to stop talking and post this.

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Kix 1.5

I realize I haven’t offered a concrete timeline for this story, which REALLLLLY comes in handy these last couple chapters.

Kix 1.1, Kix 1.2, and Kix 1.3 take place when the 501st is still whole—before Umbara, basically just when Clone Wars was stilll funsies.

Kix 1.4 takes place after Ringo Vinda—i.e. after Fives and Tup are gone, and Echo had joined the Bad Batch. This chapter is directly after 1.4.

Anyway. Lots of POV changes in this part.

i’ve had some awfully depressing thoughts about the clones as i’ve been writing these last couple pieces. please excuse me.


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ok the princess bride but it’s clone wars.

count dooku can be vizzini or someone who was double sided like that. boba fett as inigo montoya hunting mace windu???

i don’t know how the plot would work and i def need help with assigning characters to characters (this is just my stupid rambling) but i have one incredibly VALID POINT TO MAKE:

although any clone would be a beautiful and wonderful wesley (rex, wolffe, echo, tech…)

I RAISE YOU THE FACT that KIX canonically got saved/kidnapped by pirates

@clonemedic-kix @forsakenfrogmaster y’all love kix, what do you think?

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