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Anonymous asked:

Hey, there! ♥️ I saw your recent post about comms and decided to give this a shot. I'm reading your poly Bad Batch series and it's amazing!!! I also love this concept with the boys, would it be alright to ask for a fic/headcanons of poly!Batch x reader? Like the brothers decide the best option for everyone would be sharing or something like that. Please and thank you, take your time if you decide to write this and take care of yourself ♥️♥️♥️

THANKS FOR ASKING QUEEN (or king)

i’m still lowkey so new to tumblr, and the most unexpected fucking things are spilling out of my mind. i will tell you i did not expect to be reading much less writing poly anything but here i am and i have OPINIONS. 

this is honestly more about emotional intricacies but if you want more physical cuddly sexy headcanons hit me up again :)

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i feel like i’ve established this in one of the kix chapters but y’know how the marauder is like tbb’s ship? not like the ship they are assigned, like it’s THEIR SHIP and tech has modified it and there’s cut footage of them having padme painted on it? like the republic has kind of given up on trying to keep them in line because it’s too much work so they just let tech remove all the republic trackers and everything or whatever the fuck.

ive always wondered if they like. consider the marauder like an actual entity and part of their team. it would lowkey be really funny if that was the case especially because tech would probably preach against material attachment to an inanimate object but will refer to the ship as ‘mesh’la.’

then they all get really defensive when someone says something’s wrong with their ship (because who are we kidding they’d never take her to a mechanic. tech would crash out.) and say like “um, that’s actually really rude, it’s just her personality.”

and i can imagine wrecker being like “oh yeah our ship is a GIRL.” and on the skako minor mission jesse is like “oh well hello there sweetie,” trying to be friendly or he thinks it’s some kind of joke and hunter jsut deadpans from across the room “she doesn’t like when people call her sweetie.”

whenever rex works with them he’s turning to echo like “um.. who are they talking about?” echo has his arms crossed, staring straight ahead and just shrugs. “the ship.” and rex starts to ask more questions and echo just puts a hand on rex’s shoulder and says “just go with it.”

and omega just adapts to this and she’ll be like ‘oh yeah i have to get back to her’ and people on pabu are just os confused because doesn’t she only have brothers?

idk. i just want the bad batch to have a millennium falcon relationship with the marauder. it seems fitting.

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out of the blue my mind hath produced…

A CROSSHAIR FIC IDEA?!?!? 

(for context crosshair was an opp for a while. i recognized his significance as a character but just could not jump on the bandwagon. and even though i love him now its still weird to think about him that way after not being as fond of him yk??)

little girl! lives on kamino with her medic parent but since they’re active duty, she’s left alone A L L the time and is bored as fuck and gets yelled at all the time by the Kaminoans and reprimanded by the Jedi

alpha-17 dad moments btw he takes care of her while her parent is gone

and one day, wandering, she finds the bad batch in the basement and they basically like… grow up together. her parent is KIA and she is allowed to train as a medic since she has no other place to go has to stay on Kamino. then as an adult she gets assigned to be the batch’s permanent medic (because everyone else despises working with them). 

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oh the mischief

The Pissing Off of the Regs

The Bending of Canon Because Rapid Aging Is My Opp

ok but then basically chat, it’s all angsty and barf when order 66 happens and she and the batch have to get off kamino with omega and leave crosshair. but then eventually as the show goes on they like… get together rekindle that shit. 

but its comedic because hunter and wrecker are like “eEeEwwwWw what the FUCK” because they’ve literally known reader since they were 5 and her being in love with crosshair feels like incest (but isn’t of course). tech is turning and screaming in horror in his grave. this is because i have a headcanon that the bad batch excluding echo and omega are just totally sheltered. they never want to 79s bc they were always shunned by the regs so they basically turn into middle school boys when romance is brought up.

it would be great.

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i don’t know why but i feel like crosshair would be a clean girl. i just can’t imagine him being a metalhead or an alt kid like. he literally slicks back his hair. headcanon what you will about whether it’s curly or not but bro has no volume. he has gotta be gelling that down. if he were a high school girl he would own a white fox sweatshirt. he would drink alani and be completely unaffected. i love crosshair but like. IVE SEEN POSTS SAYING HE SLEEPS WITH AN EMBROIDERED SLEEPING MASK. he is a diva not a rat 🫶🫶

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Is She Our Girl, Though? Pt. 3

Incorporating request from @simp-of-the-day!!!!

Next chapter WILL be hunter and crosshair’s inner thoughts, so yippee more drama!

Pt. 1 ☠️ Pt. 2 ☠️ Pt. 3☠️ Pt. 4 ☠️ Pt. 5

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“C’mon, boys,” Hunter said stiffly. “Let’s not sulk over this, alright? I know we like her a lot, but she also knows a lot of other clones and that’s normal.”

Hunter is standing in the middle of the room with one hand on his hip and the other extended with a laughable lack of conviction. Tech is poking at the inside of a battle droid with a screwdriver, bored and downcast. Wrecker’s mattress creaks as he tosses and turns on his bunk, muttering to himself and playing with Lula’s ears. Crosshair, for whom the subtext of “boys” was presumably meant, is easily the most sullen. 

“Ran up to the kriffing regs like they were her best friends,” Wrecker huffs. “She’s never hugged me.”

“(Name) is still getting used to being a part of our squad, Wrecker,” Tech says. “It is natural for a person be more comfortable around people they have known for a long amount of time. Our squad is still in the process of establishing a connection with her while the 501st—”

“Shut up, Tech!” Crosshair shouts suddenly. Tech blinks. “I was only attempting to—” “I don’t want to hear it,” the sniper cuts him off. 

“I was not talking to you, Crosshair,” Tech snaps back. “I was merely attempting to reassure Wrecker.”

“Hey, don’t get all mad over me,” Wrecker says, self consciously sitting up. “Can everyone shut the kark up?” Crosshair yells. “Stars, you’re so kriffing annoying.”

Wrecker winces and sucks in a breath, quickly bringing his attention back to Lula. Tech scowls nastily at Crosshair but goes back to work. “Cross,” Hunter grunts, sinking onto his own bunk. “C’mere.” 

The batch is used to their youngest brother being moody and snappy, but he doesn’t usually get like this unless something’s really getting to him. In which case it’s best to either leave him alone or rip off the bacta patch and shoulder his anger. Crosshair all but stomps over, and Hunter tugs him down by his elbow to sit beside him, grabbing him in the rough way only an older brother is allowed to. 

“What‘s going on?” Hunter whispers. “The regs,” Crosshair says, but Hunter thought he sensed the sniper’s heartbeat pick up slightly. “Not this time, vod,” he says. “C’mon, spit it out. No one wants you to have a blaster bolt up your ass the whole week we’re off duty.”  Crosshair wrinkles his nose. “I wasn’t lying,” he hisses. “It is the regs. I don’t like how much she likes them.” Hunter sighs. “Me either, Cross, but we have to respect—”

“Respect? When have the regs ever—“

“Not the kriffing regs,” Hunter grunts with a final, biting tone. “Respect (Name), karkhead.” A beat passes uncomfortably. Crosshair is still indignant, but a protective, fond look has glazed over Hunter’s eyes. Cross swears his pupils are dilating slightly. “It’s the least she deserves for everything she does for us,” his brother continues, his starry eyes only softening. “You better not bring that attitude to her, do you understand? She deserves to not have to deal with us being dramatic.”

Crosshair quiets down, but not because he feels bad. He is surprised, agog. (a/n: i am agog? i am aghast? is ct9901 in love at last? i’m not funny im sorry) He lets silence fall between them as he realizes what Hunter has basically just told him.

“Kriff,” Crosshair mutters. “What?” Hunter asks, not caring particularly whether he was meant to hear, because it would have been foolish for Cross not to assume he would pick up on the words. 

“You too, huh?” the youngest of the batch asks bitterly. “What do you mean?” Hunter asks, almost nervous. “She makes you…” Crosshair hesitates. “Feel things.” It’s not a question, so Hunter just nods in confirmation. “It’s hard not to,” he mumbles, resting his elbows on his knees. “I know,” Crosshair hisses, the bite in his voice concealing a slightly wilted tone. Hunter’s silent. “That’s… that’s good for you,” the sniper mutters, rising suddenly and slinking back towards his bunk. 

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Anonymous asked:

would you ever write a wolffe family type fic? one where he has daughters or something?

tanobatcher answered:

i’ve written a wolffe x fem oc longfic on my ao3 where he eventually has children (including daughters – is that a spoiler ??) but that’s not what the bulk of the story is about. feel free to submit another request with what ur looking for tho!! <3 i would be happy to do a “x reader” as well

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omggggg wolffe is such a girl dad. clones are lowkey girl dads. not that they wouldn’t be good boy dads, they’d just generally be good dads. i mean hemlock said clones are paternal and i know, who cares what hemlock said, but it’s canon dudes!! but like… we can’t pretend the bad batch didn’t put the picture in everyone’s mind that clones are girl dads. like i’m sorry they’re girl dads haha

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‼️next smattering of story below picture and the cut!‼️

i feel bad cause all the lovely commenters on my ellí posts are so nice and i’ve given them almost nothing…

(oliver voice) “pLeAsE, sIr, i wAnT sOmE mOrE…”

i know it’s bold of me to assume anyone is desperate for this shit but i needed to make that oliver reference. my friends and i have been going shit ass crazy laughing our asses off doing the poor pathetic orphan boy voice.

i digress. even when i am writing i get distracted and write about something else bro what the FUCK.

POINT IS, i have a measly scrappy drawing of our up and coming professional bitch.

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it’s measly yes, but i have to post it before i forget all about ellí. she’s got three braids and a literal shaved head because her hair is really thick and it pissed her off so much she didn’t wanna deal with it anymore but then halfway through the shaving of the head she started crying and wanted her hair back so that’s why she has three weird braids.

her eyeliner makes her look cool and mysterious but after 12 seconds of hearing her speak anyone would immediately realize she is anything but.

i love my rude, down bad, stupid, can’t-even-shoot-a-blaster ahh baby girl who was named after a girl in a video my school showed about suicide.

truly, my greatest creation.

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