mom told me out of nowhere “if you ever want to look like a lesbian, wear a men’s suit jacket. the buttons are different and people will be able to tell you’re making a fashion statement”
cut very shortly to christmas gift opening and one of the things she got me is a men’s suit jacket,
In the world of writing, there's a saying that goes something like "the way you make a story arc is you introduce a guy, you put him up a tree, you throw rocks at him, and then you get him down from the tree" and I've noticed that for some reason, people who write m/m seem to have a philosophy of putting a guy up a tree, throwing rocks at him, then throwing hammers at him, then throwing bombs at him, then stabbing him to death, then burning the body, and then rolling over the ashes with a steamroller
ALT
