Howdy. I’m Jasper, a nonbinary aroace menace, they/them pronouns. I’m an adult.
This is my main blog, so you get a bunch of bullshit, my fandoms, my fanfiction, my interactions with my mutuals, and sometimes stuff on the spicy end. We get weird here.
I am an adult. If following an adult bothers you, please feel free to block me for your sake.
I engage in fiction to deal with things, or because I want to. I don’t care how “pure” it is, we’re refusing to give purity culture a platform here. I also write some stuff that leans into being fucked up.
I’m queer as hell and we use microlabels here. I love people with neopronouns.
I’m also a polytheist. And a furry. And an occultist. And also big into scorpion biology. Gods, I know so much stuff about scorpion biology now.
@jasper-the-menace : my main/personal/shitpost/fandom blog
JespurrWizard#6396 | jespurrwizard: my Discord, feel free to friend me if you want to talk because Tumblr’s IM/DM system is terrible for me
Fandom Stuff
@azzie-beastbinder : my MTG roleplay blog following a Bloomburrow rat who lives in Kamigawa (along with the rest of the Dokuchi Reckoners)
@captain-lannery-storm : my MTG roleplay blog for a canon Ixalec character (along with the rest of her fleet)
@living-historian : my MTG roleplay blog following an Innistradi vampire who works in Kamigawa
@menea-the-pharmakon : my MTG roleplay blog following a Theros gorgon who is traveling the planes
@tales-of-thyrsus : my MTG roleplay blog following a young goddess from a homebrew plane
@tri-flight : my Flight Rising blog
@voldarens-bane : my MTG roleplay blog following a Torrezone vampire
Occult Stuff
@coding-emoji-spells : oops, another occult blog, but hey, this one’s dedicated to emoji spells and other forms of technomagic
@jasper-and-the-forty-servants : my work with the Forty Servants deck-and-servitor-system by Tommie Kelly
@jasper-grimoire : a witchcraft side-side blog where I organize notes and posts I want to keep for later
@jasper-pagan-witch : my witchcraft/pagan blog, feel free to send questions that way
@jasper-polytheist-wizard : a bad advice/shitpost type of magic blog
@jasper-tarot-reader : my tarot reading blog (send an ask but respect the guidelines)
@missouri-witchcraft : a witchcraft side blog for Missouri magic and resources because those are impossible to find
@the-college-of-whispers : my Elder Scrolls pop culture witchcraft blog
Writing, Reading, & Art Stuff
@jasper-book-stash : my bookblr blog to read and review whatever the hell I have
@jasper-explores-selfships : exactly what it says on the tin, let’s fucking gooooo
@jasper-graphics : a side blog for creating dividers and similar things! (The divider I use on this post is actually one I made there!)
@jasper-reblogs-art : a blog that I reblog any art I see to
@jasper-the-courteous : my evil and less fucked up side blog inspired by an April Fool’s Joke in a Discord server
@owl-writing : my writeblr blog for original works and resources
JasperWritingWitch: my AO3 account (do not follow my AO3 if you’re a minor because I read and write a lot of Mature/Explicit stuff)
Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.
I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

Lorwyn Eclipsed story
(Source: trust me)
So Discord just put out a poll about the use of AI on their platform.
We absolutely cannot let them even consider implementing this. It's a few simple multiple-choice questions, and an optional essay at the end. Be polite, but be extremely firm about this.
fuck it remaking the poll hi
the best option ever
yea its good :)
i mean i guess its okay
ehh
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!
my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre
damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed
no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!
I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality
happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt
should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas
no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it
yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

Op did he like it or did he love it
the post under this one is your reason to keep going, is it good?
yes
no
it's an ad
eeeeeeeeeh
results
See Resultsdoes anyone have that post that mashed up caramelldansen with down with the sickness
self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️
Tao is an immigrant fortune teller, traveling between villages with just her trusty mule for company. She only tells "small" fortunes: whether it will hail next week; which boy the barmaid will kiss; when the cow will calve. She knows from bitter experience that big fortunes come with big consequences…
Even if it’s a lonely life, it’s better than the one she left behind. But a small fortune unexpectedly becomes something more when a (semi) reformed thief and an ex-mercenary recruit her into their desperate search for a lost child. Soon, they’re joined by a baker with a knead for adventure, and—of course—a slightly magical cat.
Tao sets down a new path with companions as big-hearted as her fortunes are small. But as she lowers her walls, the shadows of her past are closing in—and she’ll have to decide whether to risk everything to preserve the family she never thought she could have.
To my great surprise, The Teller Of Small Fortunes by Julie Leong has pulled ahead as my favorite book that I've read in 2025. As I said during my December wrap-up,
You get used to the slight tonal whiplash pretty early on. This book is incredible because it wraps up all of the loose threads it introduced, and even the bits that seem…out of the way end up reinforcing the main themes of the narrative. And the romance between two of our main supporting characters! I can actually buy it! That and the lesbian nunnery. That was great too. I wholeheartedly recommend this book.
Our main cast is primarily four characters - Tao the fortune-teller, Mash the ex-mercenary, Silt the only-kind-of-reformed-thief, and Kina the baker. Mash has a wife that he's trying to get back to once he finds his missing daughter. Silt and Kina slowly develop a proper romance through the course of the story, but it is never the primary focus. And Tao? She is, to be frank, what I read as aromantic-asexual (just like me) and never winds up shoved into a romance for stupid reasons. All of the personal relationships between our main characters are held up as equally important, not just the romantic ones.
While there were some parts that felt like unnecessary wandering in the moment, it did manage to wrap back around to the main themes of this book. What are those main themes? Personally, I found them to be loyalty and reconciliation. Everything from the found family aspect that builds over time and the relationship of Tao with her mother to the way that the group sticks together when Tao experiences racism from other characters wraps back around to those two themes. This is also, at its core, a deeply hopeful book.
And for those who are worried about such a thing: they do find the child. They find Mash's daughter. It's near the end of the book, but they find her.
This was my favorite book from 2025, and I hope that I read plenty of books this year that can join it.
My (late) contribution for Make A Terrible Comic Day! I've been going to the library more often lately so this has been coming up a lot, cause I want something to read but have had trouble finding anything that I'm comfortable with.
If anyone has recommendations please please let me know because I am struggling.
official aromantic terrible comic
🥸 Does anyone in IRL know you write fanfic or original fiction? If not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?
Hello anon!
Writer Goal Ask List For A New Year
🥸 Does anyone in IRL know you write fanfic or original fiction? If not, do you plan on telling anyone this year?
HI, SO. My sister (who ran off to Florida last year the day after my birthday) told my mother that I have an AO3 account. I don’t know if my mother reads the fics. But. Uh. Yeah.
~Jasper