Height headcanons (in descending order)

Evan - 6'1-2 I will never fall for the Barty is taller than Evan propaganda

Dorcas - 6’+ I don’t know exactly how tall she is, all I know is she’s taller than Barty, maybe even taller than Evan, she’s just really tall and that’s all I care about

Barty - 5'9 basically dead on average height for the UK, he just doesn’t give me tall energy at all but he’s not short either, but i feel like he’s pretty comfortable in it

Regulus - 5'7 he is just barely taller than Pandora and it pisses him tf off, especially because Dorcas is so much taller than him, the Pantheon has picked up on how much it pisses him off they will never let him hear the end of it (Barty is only 2 inches taller than him but teases him the most)

Pandora - 5'6 she’s pretty tall for a girl, especially in the UK and she’s happy about that and she also doesn’t mind being the shortest in the friendgroup (Evan being so tall does irk her a little though as she was taller when they were kids)

god i love canadian blink 182

i should finish my long fic but what about the vague idea of the highschool au where Evan’s class president and absolutely hates it, and the plot is just his life being a car crash in slow motion and there’s rosekiller and unrequited bartylus and it’s like vaguely themed after “I want you” by Mitski… what about that 😔😔

the need to infodump about the ocs ive had for 3+ years is what’ll eat me alive

for everyone who wasn’t wondering Klaus Flouride (Dead Kennedys) is my favourite bassist

and in no particular order I also really like Duff McKagan (Guns N Roses), Mick Grøndahl (Jeff Buckley), Colin Greenwood (Radiohead), Jeff Ament (Pearl Jam), Mike Dirnt (Green Day), Robert DeLeo (STP), Cliff Burton (Metallica), Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers), Peter Steele (Type O Negative), Chris Wolstenholme (Muse) and Peter Wilton (Peach Pit)

i fucking hate this one dude in my class, not because he’s done anything wrong but he is genuinely the funniest man i have ever met and his ego is already massive so i have to wait until he leaves the room to laugh at his jokes, but today he goes on a 20 minute monolouge abt the script he’s writing in which he’s married to Ryan Gosling but has a love affair with a labubu because he’s not gay (don’t ask) and i quite literally almost pissed myself laughing